Crunchy Bunch

A pink teddy bear

What’s a crunchy bunch he asked;

That would be a pink teddy bear!

by Ryansjs6 November 03, 2018

Crunchy Nut Syndrome

A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome

"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"

by she say do you love me April 12, 2018

Crunchy Cooch

Rhona Clarke / Nelly (Nelson Mandela)/ Queen Of Clean

Hey crunchy cooch

by Crosseyed September 10, 2020

crunchy bung

1. A leathery, scaly or scabby rectal condition caused by;

a) too much anal sex

b) venereal disease e.g., anal warts

c) a diet with little to no ruffage

d) any combination a, b & c

2. The result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the anal orifice.

As Alexander the Great penetrated Haphaestion, he exclaimed, "Ouch! We really need to get you some conditioner, or something, for that crunchy bung of yours...".

"Damn, mang, I'm suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because I didn't have time wipe my ass this morning!"

by Stretch-nuts McPoop-knuckle January 31, 2014

crunchy bread bites

A cracker

I really want so cheese and crunchy bread bites you hobknocker

by Crotch socket liz September 10, 2020

crunchy saliva

when you wake up from a nap, and you wake up with dry smelly and dusty saliva on your face.

yum yum crunchy saliva

by my family computer September 20, 2022

crunchy flaming

happens when someone hates on or attacks (is flaming) a crunchy person for their crunchy ways.

Bob was crunchy flaming Sue on the message boards over her natural childbirth choices.

by crunchylina November 12, 2013