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facebook coaches

Facebook user who uses status updates to criticize or congratulate his/her team each and every play of the game
8:43pm Why in the hell did you run the ball?
8:45pm Good pass! Now get back in there
8:49pm What the hell was the ref thinking? We have to make up 15 yards.
8:56pm Touchdown! Now we just have to go for 2

Football season brings out all of the facebook coaches
by TheLurch September 8, 2013
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Soccer Coach

My soccer coach made it so hard to walk today
by TheDiabetic January 23, 2024
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Coach porter

Big,strong,muscular hunk who makes girls go crazy everywhere he goes. His activities involve bullying kids, weight lifting, and taking trash.
Damn coach porter was going crazy when he was lifting
by Chekosoncm May 13, 2018
mugGet the Coach portermug.

blm coach

A teacher, which teaches the 'black lives matter' ways, for example, a 'blm coach' would be a preacher of some sort, but in the way of black lives
I have a job I'm a BLM coach!
by BLM coach November 9, 2021
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oral coaching

Coaching someone while they are giving you head
An example of oral coaching would be like

"Oh baby your doing so good, just like that
Don't slow down"
by Oandeum December 9, 2024
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Gymnastics coach Kevin

An old gymnastics coach whose name is unknown to two people. So they decided to name the coach Kevin. Every old guy they saw, they would name them Kevin.
Mom can I buy a gymnastics coach Kevin?
No u cannot.
by Kevin lover December 20, 2022
mugGet the Gymnastics coach Kevinmug.

spleen coach

n. Well-dressed earnest motivationalist who helps disaffected urbanites to reach their full potential by unmasking and eliminating any splenocentric phobias, taboos or sexual blocks. Tasty snacks, sachets of aromatic herbs, and vaginal whispering are usually included on a BOGO basis.

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So much repressed hostility, giggling at the sight of certain flowers, and so many unexplained bruises and episodes of epistaxis;: I think I need a spleen coach.

Or a competent haematologist.
by gnostic3 June 25, 2019
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