American Classic

One of a number of sexual scenarios that are common in the good old US of A. Often referred to in songs, especially country music.
Oral sex in a pick up truck in the middle of the day at a state park, typically overlooking a body of water; a motorcycle ride into the country, ending with some cowgirl position I n an open field; making out in the driveway during high school, with a parent ending up knocking on the car door. All of these, and many more, are American classics.
Annie is making up for lost time, after her friend told her about American classics, she started her own bucket list.
by Little monkey April 12, 2014
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classic man

A rude bastard who is mean cause he looks clean
Joy:Hey Jimmy is such a classic man
Anny: Yeah I know....he makes me wet
by illz632 September 19, 2015
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Classic Rock

Real music. The garbage that comes out today is, well, garbage.
Uggh, did you watch Katy Perry on the halftime show? She sounded like a screaming banshee. I'd rather listen to classic rock.
by mister83e February 04, 2015
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Classic rock

The same tired old thing repeated endlessly. Where shitty pop music comes and goes, classic rock stays, and decays forever.
I have nothing against the people who listen to it, nor do I have a problem with the music itself(however stale it may be), but it seems today, everyone who I meet who enjoys classic rock is a pretentious asshole. People like to say that it's so amazing because it's the foundation of today's music. So now we have someone to hold responsible for the shit on our radio's. Oh, and every single station is an oldy station. How about someone grows a backbone and shows the crowd something new and unheard of.
I, personally, am tired of being judged by these conceited pricks, because "my music is not up to par" with theirs. Deep Purple sucks. ACDC blows. If the people who listen to this would stop critiquing today's music long enough to realize that people were saying the same shit about the music they listen to THREE decades ago, maybe they'd stop being so stuck up.
Creation is not creation unless it's never been done before. Without out originality, creation is meerly a repeat of what's been done before. This is probably why our generation is void of any distinguishing characteristics, because we thieve off the prior. Classic Rock is the same as Rap, and people need to get with the times, wize up a little, see a local show, promote local arts and creation, and maybe, just maybe, we can add a little colour to this bland world of ours.
"My Classic Rock vinyls are far superior to an mp3."
"Is that mold?"
"Why yes, but it only adds value to my mint "Welcome to My Nightmare" Album by Alice Cooper. It's limited print you know."
by FierceGrape March 17, 2006
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the classic smidge

a phrase describing the smallest amount of health one can have left in a typical video game health bar without being "dead". typically relevent in fighting games, such as street fighter or tekken

comes from the longer: "classic smidge of red health". this term originated from the popular mid 90s RTS command and conquer, where it was common to have a vehicle or infanty unit with only one pixel width of health left, essentially rendering it useless.

can be used as adjective or noun
gamer1: "dood i can't believe you beat me that round.. i had you down the the classic smidge"
gamer2: "yea, comeback of the century"

nerd1: "i had 3 minigunners with just a classic smidge of health left, so i used them as air strike fodder."
nerd2: "werd"
by threadoflength February 15, 2009
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Classic bit

A classic bit is the act of doing something "classic". A bit is anything you can be doing or about to do. So when one performs a classic bit they are doing something that is classic. Or in other words really cool.
Person 1: Hey can we do the McDonalds bit?
Person 2: Yeah dude that's classic

Two people are stuck in traffic
Person 1: This sucks
Person 2: yeah we are deff doin a Classic bit right now
Person 1: what bit is that
Person 2: oh you know the Classic stuck in traffic bit
by Thebom.com July 25, 2009
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Classic Addict

Classic Addict is a band from Columbus Georgia with a sound you can only describe as what Classic Rock, Alternative, Grunge & Southern Rock would be if swirled with Journey, Bon Jovi, Boston and 38 Special and sprinkled with All American Rejects, Blink 182, 3 Doors Down and Train.

Kickstart, their 2011 debut album, was released in April.
Classic Addict plays in many venus across the Southeastern US.
by cds-nnm September 12, 2011
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