Get the Chrismug. He's nice and funny, he might seem and but unemotional but he really is quite emotional. He always seems like he is wearing cologne but he isn't. He has really nice hair but has to put gel on it to prevent you from staring. he's comforting even if he isn't there.
by Nicompoop Karis October 5, 2018
Get the Chrismug. A fat bitch that sucks Isaiah's massive PENIS and they fuck every night. Isaiah sticks his finger in his dick hole and Isaiah gets a nuke figure and shoves it in his asshole. Isaiah moans as he sticks Chris dick 10 feet in his mouth and digests his donkey Kong dick. That the way Chris want to spend every weekend.
PS YES DADDY
PS YES DADDY
Chris- Isaiah your dick is so huge
Isaiah-Do you want to slowly rub it as i put moisturizer on it
Chris- DADDY
Isaiah-Do you want to slowly rub it as i put moisturizer on it
Chris- DADDY
by Ssssssssssssssssssss454 November 17, 2019
Get the chrismug. Chris....hmmm where do I start , loves getting drunk and getting “hoes” loves old school cars and getting “turnt” usually has over 5 kids
by Jacob Daniel June 6, 2019
Get the Chrismug. This nigga chris is not only top shotta he is god himself and kills anyone looking funny at him on sight
random nigga: looks at Chris funny
Chris: pulls out uzi, the 9, and the draco then caps them on sight
Chris: should've known im top shotta
Chris: flies away
Chris: pulls out uzi, the 9, and the draco then caps them on sight
Chris: should've known im top shotta
Chris: flies away
by cooliohooliohunter October 15, 2020
Get the Chrismug. Someone who is a loser, lives a life of lies. Has done everything and anything in the world, but really hasn’t accomplished anything in life. A waste of air and space.
by Tattooedbitch December 24, 2019
Get the Chrismug. Chris is the most narcissistic ass wipe you will ever meet. Do not believe a word that comes out of his mouth because he tells a different story to everyone he meets. Be careful with what he makes you think because he will paint you a picture of what he wants you to see. He is a manipulative lying cunt and hopefully if you meet him you can see through his lies and do not fall into his trap. Side note he’s a shit root and has a pencil thin dick. If you can call him out on his bullshit he will make you think you’re insane and that it’s your fault when really it’s not. He’s cares about himself and himself and himself. When you pull him up on his bullshit he will spin some more shit. He likes to bounce from girl to girl and back again and lie straight to your face. He pretends to care but he really doesn’t and just wants you to think he does. Anyway I’ve wasted enough of my thoughts on him. Good luck if you get caught up with him, you’ll see him for what he really is eventually. Also he has puffy nipples.
by Cuntlordinstagram May 10, 2019
Get the Chrismug.