think i care

To me it means I don't give a fuck about your opinion. I just listened to you explain something and a nice way of saying IDGAF would be think I care. or also lets them know you don't give a fuck about anything but yourself.

Dude, you really think I care? or That's funny you think I care?

by BroadLea June 27, 2017

dick don't care

The only excuse males have when giving in to the primal urge to have sex no matter the negative consequence.

No matter what outcome they may be faced with it becomes irreverent because "dick don't care" as long as the sexual urge is satisfied.

Friend 1: Anon is dtf but I dont have a condom with me!
Friend 2: dick don't care, raw dog it and pull out.

Friend 1: Felicia from HR gave me her number and said we should hook up after work some time.
Friend 2: Dude she's crazy. The last guy she dated had to file a restraining order. You don't stick your dick in crazy.
Friend 1: dick don't care if she's crazy. Plus the crazy ones are usually better in bed.

by Nec January 29, 2016

Care wo wyn

A beautiful, intelligent girl with everything going for her,... except the ability to pronounce her L's.

Care wo wyn says, "heh-wo wadies, how are you all feewing today?"

by lil' cRooXX September 05, 2008

O Beerma Care

Buying a drink or drinks for someone who is too stupid or lazy to have a job aka poor

"What do you think this is? O Beerma Care? Buy your own god damn drink"

"I don't want to subsidize your alchololism."

by Local GOAT July 16, 2013

care bear titties

Some slamming titties. A sweet rack. Great boobs.

Check out Pete's Mom and her care bear titties.

by Sethy poo January 28, 2006

take care of business

A man’s way of saying to his girlfriend or someone else that he wants or is going to masturbate.

Hey babe, wanna help me take care of business tonight?

by mr. daddy smack August 10, 2019

take care of me

The best way to show support for your cast mates before a show. Used as a substitute for break a leg. Probably accompanied by tears, hugs, and many fond memories.

At the end of the directors pre-show speech, the cast hugged each other and said "take care of me" before performing.

by mtaylorr February 09, 2018