"He is the king of asses and the spirit guide to an any asses of ass past. Nobody will ever ass the way Brian asses. He is grandeur of all asses and all asses to ever exist. Brian's Butt. Oh my."
-George Takei
-George Takei
by Tara S November 24, 2013

This is a boy Jordyn McGroarty has liked since 6th grade. This is the first time ive heard abot this but follow her on Insta:jordynn.rylea But brian is meh and you can play conecct the dots on his head
by MiNeCrAfT.GoD69 October 17, 2019

Drumming half of punk cabaret outfit 'The Dresden Dolls' - not completely appreciated in his time drummer. Much like Jimmy Chamberlain, Danny Carey, Brad Wilk or Joey Krammer (you get the idea...)
" He's good, but he's no Brian Viglione,"
" You won't find that record/comic/editorial edition in circulation... it's a Brian Viglione,"
" You won't find that record/comic/editorial edition in circulation... it's a Brian Viglione,"
by Noodles27 March 29, 2009

That guy Brian Windhorst seems to have no other job on ESPN than to find out every aspect of Lebron's life.
by meloforprez July 1, 2018

When I was a kid me and my friends used to build bike ramps in the middle of the street, cuz that's where the cars are. The object was to ride as fast as you could and hopefully get airborn, but that's as far as we planned. Then there's the one could who has to go tell mom...Hey mom I just came running in at full speed to say hi and see how you were. Oh and ummm you know Kevin right mom...well we were out in the street and his arm don't bend like this no more. We were thinking since you were going to the store to get milk, maybe you could drop him off at the hospital or sumpin.
by Ben Bonito June 25, 2006

Last night I was so drunk, while I was giving myself a Rough Brian, some bum came up and screwed me in the butthole.
by Carl H. Otto October 2, 2007

Huge cock. Super shy. Likes progresso soup. Yellow cum. likes big tits. has big tits. smashes boys and girls. can suck his own cock. has super cake. likes super cake. wedding cakes are nothing compared to the amount of cake that he has. he is known for being daddy. lots of pimples. doesn't use lotion. forgets to put on condoms. gay hair. no sense of style. super small. gets turned on by dogs that are named after car brakes. wears the same shoes for 4 years.
by 8601113333 October 18, 2017
