A stuttering, slobbering sack of narcissistic shit that when poked by the male of the species, runs yelping to lick Misshits taint. Loves attacking the female of the species in order to feel superior since it spent it’s entire youth locked in the basement by its own mother.
Brian Uly is a twatwaffle
by Brian’s Pappi May 21, 2022
by Mcbluntisaboss September 15, 2011
"He is the king of asses and the spirit guide to an any asses of ass past. Nobody will ever ass the way Brian asses. He is grandeur of all asses and all asses to ever exist. Brian's Butt. Oh my."
-George Takei
-George Takei
by Tara S November 25, 2013
That guy Brian Windhorst seems to have no other job on ESPN than to find out every aspect of Lebron's life.
by meloforprez July 01, 2018
When I was a kid me and my friends used to build bike ramps in the middle of the street, cuz that's where the cars are. The object was to ride as fast as you could and hopefully get airborn, but that's as far as we planned. Then there's the one could who has to go tell mom...Hey mom I just came running in at full speed to say hi and see how you were. Oh and ummm you know Kevin right mom...well we were out in the street and his arm don't bend like this no more. We were thinking since you were going to the store to get milk, maybe you could drop him off at the hospital or sumpin.
by Ben Bonito June 30, 2005
Last night I was so drunk, while I was giving myself a Rough Brian, some bum came up and screwed me in the butthole.
by Carl H. Otto November 19, 2006
Brian may ''is part of a band called Queen'' and is a badger dad who is also a astrophysicist and because of that the song 39' was written, he is also the most softest grandpa ever and must be protected. he ends sentences with
-Bri
(he is way much more you will just have to find out yourself)
-Bri
(he is way much more you will just have to find out yourself)
by badger dad. August 28, 2019