Brandon

One who gets friendzoned often.
Like How I Met Your Mother, but will never be able to tell his kids how he met there mother, as he is forever alone.

Steve - "Hey I hear your brother became a Brandon"

Jordan - "Yeah Really sucks I wont be an uncle"

by AshleysMexicanDick May 26, 2014

Brandon

An asshole who doesn’t know how the fuck to stop annoying the shit out of his sister.

Brandon is such an ass

by Looks like a potato September 19, 2018

brandon

a very hairy ape smells like old yogurt and expired milk. someone had sex with an orange and out came Brandon.

Man he looks like a Brandon.

by Brian Brickhouse June 11, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is a bald cop calling loser that sits in his room all day and night and only comes out when hes hungry he also likes to argue over the most petty stuff ever and likes to video tape arguments like a fuck head and he don't pay any bills and his mom has to pay is house payments and sits on his ass and plays on his phone all the time and he a over all pussy bitch

Someone: my man dont do shit but sit on his ass.

Friend: ur husband/boyfriend is such a brandon

by Karen cline September 7, 2020

Brandon

The most amazing man you'll ever meet. Gorgeous eyes, sexy, smart, strong, fucking fantastic in bed. Muscles galore and knows how to smile in ways that'll make you tingle inside and out. Brandon is the perfect father, lover and partner so make sure you're ready for kids because you don't wanna lose this opportunity ladies. Puts the D in DILF. Redefines the Dad Bod. Legend.

Woman 1: Did you see that Brandon over there?
Woman 2: OMG, is that why my ovaries were tingling?!
Woman 1: Probably, that man is such a DILF.

Man 1: Ugh, I'm trying my best to be more of a Brandon.
Man 2: I know mate, that guy really fucking sets the bar.
Man 1: What a legend.

by RiskyM July 21, 2021

Brandon

The name Brandon is the most meaningful name on this earth. It means a kind, caring, and loving. It is the MOST amazing name on this earth. Anyone named Brandon WILL make you smile somehow, some way. Brandon´s are usually goofy.

Brandon makes me feel special

by anamariiiia July 30, 2017

Brandon

Guy who is whipped af

Look at that couple in the woods taking picture. I bet he’s a Brandon.

by alwaysrightdefinitions October 1, 2020