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James Bond

The first James Bond was an original, but once you've had about 3 or 4 James Bonds trying to be the same guy, they start to seem like imbeciles. So why not have a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? Something original again.
Why does James Bond have to look/behave like the same guy in every movie?
by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021
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Remy Bond

Most likely seen with her best friend Suri Cruise (who is probably not her best friend anymore) dressing homeless, or Cooking for yet another Television series alongside her sister Olivia or recording a song in the studio. Somehow a rockstar’s girlfriend can also be a chef. I think she is from New York.
G1: “I need to find someone to hang out with but not those sadists from the band

G2: “What about Remy Bond she cooks and sings”
by SarahKim September 7, 2022
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Barry Bonds

A sexual act performed on a subject in which a baseball bat is shoved inside the recipients anal cavity. Causing them to scream “strike three!” quite intensely.
“Last night I did Tanisha so well with that Barry Bonds, I felt like a major leaguer when she was screaming and striking me out!”
by KimJongUn12345 April 11, 2019
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James Bond

One of the best film franchises ever. Although there is debate on what the political bias is(hence why there is acclaim from a broad ideological coalition), the James Bond films have a pro libertarian meaning, as the villains are usually communists out to take over the world.
The name's Bond. James Bond.
by Libertypedia June 3, 2023
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Female bond villain

Something you don't see in a James Bond film. Ppl eople know they exist, but they're left in the dark about them.
The female bond villain told the miserable faggot agent to get off her boat so Duke could lick caviar off her tits.
by Solid Mantis March 4, 2021
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mason bonds

by mason bonds November 23, 2021
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rofl-bonding

Bonding with someone while discussing humorous moments.
Person 1: "Remember when Billy Bob tried to skateboard on that treadmill"

Person 2: "Oh yea that was totally a rofl moment. Though when Jimmy Bob tried to trampoline onto a moving truck way beats that moment out"

Person 1: "True that. That was the best rofl moment"

Person 2: "Ah I love rofl-bonding"
by Zoe Dimer February 26, 2011
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