barista cracked

when ur drink is made so well and looks so pretty that one would assume their barista was fucked the night prior

typically a reference to starbucks

bri “woah did you see how good my latte looks”
amanda “the barista cracked”

by princessvodka November 12, 2025

Google Bants

Engaging in banter through the medium of google.

type your mother into google, it comes up with her porn site! Google Bants! LOL LOL LOL

by grij October 4, 2010

Captain Bants

Captain Bants: Someone that has organised an activity involving friends that are unfamiliar with each other. this person is the link between all people present. this person is often the most knowledgeable, experienced, familiar with the activity or location of the activity. It is this persons responsibility to set the tone and pace not only of the activity but the banter as well. Example, Best man on stag do.

Captain Bants must lead by example if the stag do is going to be a success.

by Boss Wilson's the name. January 20, 2012

Baler Bants

The cooler but less popular way of saying its only banter.

"I ploughed your mum... only baler bants"
"calm down its only baler bants"
"He got well pissed off but he should have realised it was only baler bants"

by royston14 June 10, 2012

booty barista

That one barista you wanna fuck al night long

" Damn, I'd lean that booty barista over a table and take him (or her) right here in the cafe..."

by bootycashierbarista March 14, 2017

hungarian bariste

A person who masturbates into your coffee when you ask for cream.

I hate my job, so to entertain myself I play Hungarian bariste

by cjsals October 31, 2017

mat barns

Ugly fat cunt that likes to put their dick in peanut butter sandwiches. Term used to describe fat people.

Oi; faggot your such a mat barns

by Chubby hubby456 January 8, 2018