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Awkward Turtle Equals Awkward Babies!

When you get a bit sick of the boring old 'Awkward Turtle'

Used by putting one hand on top of each other and gesturing the thumbs forward (signifying the awkward turtle.) Then take your two hands into fists and bang them together (the erm, baby making) and finally keep your hands in fists but take your thumb and pinky out and move forward (signifying the babies.)

Put it together fast and you get it! :D
Boy: Hey, erm I like you.
Girl: I er, like you too.
*Laughs awkwardly*
Boy: Awkward turtle...!
Girl: Awkward turtle equals awkward babies!
by gilliaanx August 5, 2011
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Penis babies

Life juices; Juices that come from the penis; Cum.
Girl 1: That guy last night gave me a good shot of Penis babies.

Girl 2: I bet you loved those babies
by cleser92 March 13, 2009
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bambles

1: A generic all around term that can cover various nouns, verbs, adverbs, adjectives and any other form of grammar (including conjunctions)
2: The act of delivering an unholy assbeating unto those who deserve it
1: What the bambles was that?!
2: He proceeded to deliver a bamblesing onto the mugger, leaving him a pile of pulp
by Bambles January 4, 2010
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Bable Fish

A strange thing that denies faith.
Bable Fish argument.
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing."
"Oh," says man, "but the Babel Fish is a dead give-away, isn't it? It proves You exist, and so therefore You don't."
"Oh, I hadn't thought of that," says God, who promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Ah, that was easy," says man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white, and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.
Most leading thinkers claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys.
by Piper McCloud December 15, 2012
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Cry Babies

Cry Babies is a gang based in San Antonio Texas that was started by a white male who has been bullied his entire life by family and people in general. He started the gang in response to the bulling that he had endured throughout his entire life. His own Aunt and Uncle attempted to murder him. The gang is a very secretive organisation that weilds unimaginable power. It will one day become a part of the Wonderland Mafia. They are allies with the Triple K Mafia. Little is known about the Cry Babies other than that they find bullies and those who harm innocent people and plague their lives and ultimately destroy them. They believe in white sepratism and white nationalism. It was given it's name because he was called a cry baby when he was being attacked by bullies.
Did you see what happened to that nigger who attacked that white boy on the bus? Ya man them Cry Babies hog tied him and hung him from a tree KKK style. We better think twice before fucking with a white boy again. Times gettin hard like dem cotton pikin dayz. Sho is gus.
by SavannahAfrica July 23, 2019
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babies

by connorggg July 6, 2008
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babies

Evil demon spawns that some out of the crotches of women. Often after stupid unprotected sex, but thankfully sometimes after years of marriage and planning. Still, they ruin your life and take it for their own. As they grow they suck more money and energy from your body. When they are adults they will put you in a nursing home.
I never want to have sex or kids.

Crotch droppings, spawns, demons, life-suckers, sperm, etc.
by Miska May 2, 2005
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