Avery

As an Avery, almost all these other posts are WRONG! Averys are INFURIATINGLY smart, and they think they’re a nerd but are just smart, and they are VERYYY self conscious and you can tell because us Averys usually hide underneath baggy clothes and long hair that covers your face, but to our friends we tell them EVERYTHING. If you are a friend of an Avery, consider yourself VERY lucky, because we have like 3 friends and that’s IT. We will do ANYTHING to protect our besties, and I can say that I would commit violent illegal crimes to avenge my bffs. Also we have very few meaningful relationships, and are VERY picky with men. We are also really picky eaters and will not even eat an apple if it has a single bruise on it.

this actually happened to me. I am the Avery.

Friend: My boyfriend broke up with me.
Avery: WHAT!?!?
Friend: yeah, I’m kinda upset but it doesn’t really matter, we weren’t that close…
Avery: What is his address? I’m going there NOW!
Friend: no no, it isn’t a big deal-
Avery: I WILL KILL HIM FOR HURTING MY BESTIE. HIS DEATH WILL BE VIOLENT AND PAINFUL.
Friend: *sigh*. There’s no stopping her now.

by i cant use my name but… June 21, 2025

avery

when you are hallucinating and think everyone is bread and then start stalking peoples butts and call everyone mommy and daddy and circles

im gonna avery!
who doesnt avery?

by imavery September 22, 2025

Avery

Avery is one special person. She can be feisty at times but in the end its worth it. She is one of the best type of people u can receive in life. She is perfect is every way possible and its just a bonus that Avery has a tea of a body. Hour glass to be exact 👍. The main thing that is the best about Avery is that she cares and loves. Avery is truly a great person.

“I wish I had an Avery” “Avery is so sexy and perfect”

by donotooarrogant September 25, 2025

Avery

A balding male in his early 30s who prefers younger woman, riding motorcycles very fast and has a giant horse dick made of gold transported by horse back from the Everglades on an early September morning. This dick is then removed from the traveled horse, dipped and gold and attached to the male in his 30s.

Is that an Avery said “ Chloe”

No, his dick is long enough but not gold enough. “ Tyler”

by ImTbizzle October 26, 2025

Avery *

Avery * is that girl who is hella ugly but thinks she is hot but every boy can't even see her face because its covered in acne. She always goes and brags about having a boyfriend even though he still watches mickey mouse clubhouse at the age of 13.,

person 1: bro that girl is such and avery *
person 2: I know bro her acne is hella disgusting.

by Yukselisabot February 21, 2019

Avery*

Avery* is what we call a female classified as a Boss Lady. She is an individual with extreme focus and discipline. She is also super annoying when she doesn't get shit her way. If you break her car, she will unleashed hell unto you 7 days a week and twice on Sundays after church. If she is task to deliver a coffee to you, then you can just forget about it, the waiting is far longer than the Department of Motor Vehicle. She is very smart and responsible. She possesses a charm that rivals Cleopatra. Avery normally has a long black shiny hair that flows in the wind. An Avery is boujee and likes luxurious things. If you make her fall inlove she will give you evrything. If you hurt her then yeah you might die so proceed with caution. Sweet and adorable but not cute, Avery is not cute, refer to the word Hot or Sexy, definitely not cute. If you get along with her then sky is the limit on your whatevership you got going on. Avery is not broke. Do not call her broke. Maybe broken heart but not broken cash. An Avery can last on the phone for over 12 hours talking about the same thing. She will uncontrollably laugh out of nowhere and that sometimes is confusing. Overall, Avery has a satisfaction guaranteed of 100%.

I am Avery*

If there is someone that I admire, its woman called Avery*

(*) refers to Urban Dictionary definition of the word.

by Starvinghotdog June 9, 2023

avery(girl)

also a girl name. avery is an amazing, compassionate, kind hearted person who can be friendly with everyone.

"dang, i need a friend like avery(girl)"

"yeah, heard avery's are like super compassionate and friendly"

by goldspeedy420 March 14, 2017