National grab ass day

THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER HEARD JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY “ItS nAtIOnAl gRaB aSs DaY” DOESNT MAKE IT OK TO GROPE WOMEN OR ANYONE

person1: “Why did you grab my ass!?”
person2: “It’s national grab ass day!”
everyone except person2: “kys person2”

by Samw3ix March 23, 2021

national slap ass day

On April 23rd is national slap ass day!

National slap ass day is where u go up to anyone and slap their ass

by Graggen Smemt April 22, 2021

National Grab Ass Day

On August 1st it’s national grab ass day, get prepared to get your ass grabbed

“Hey man did you know today is national grab ass day *grabs ass*”

by Kenz9 August 1, 2022

National Eat Ren’s Ass day

National eat Ren’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Ren and eat their ass real good for fun. PERIODT

Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”

by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022

National slap ass day

National slap ass day is a day where anybody can slap anybody ass but only on aug 16

Oh boy can’t wait for national slap ass day

by datcookie_tez August 15, 2022

National Grab ass day

This day is disgusting and is just a excuse to sexually assault people!

Asshole 1:It’s national grab ass day

Me:There is no such thing as national grab ass day and if you think it is real, I have 0 respect for you

by Crazydefinitions345 August 16, 2022

National grab ass day

The first September is National grab ass day. Meaning all the girlfriends and talking stage girls need to give the guys they’re talking to the chance to get a good grab in.

Damn. My hands been feeling empty lately..
Luckily national grab ass day isn’t far

by EK0T August 30, 2022