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National Grab Ass Day

A period of time when it's celebrated to grab an ass. It usually lasts from the New Year until the end of spring. So go for it! From Jan. 1st-May 31st, grab that ass!!
dude 1- I bet Jenny is gonna be the first to get her ass grabbed when we come back from winter break.
dude 2- why?
dude 1- shes literally the thickest girl in our grade, so when the National Grab Ass Day season begins, her cake is our cake.
by paranoidnbroken November 19, 2019
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National Bitch Ass Ninja Day

International day to post a person you think fits the definition. Unlike national best friend day this is for the people to post anyone they think deserves the title
When is National Bitch Ass Ninja Day ? Cuz I got a few people I want to post
by AYYYESAP October 4, 2023
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National Grab Ass Day

Stfu it’s not a real day stop harassing people .-. If you guys actually celebrate this day, fuck off 🖕🏻
Guy:It’s National Grab Ass Day, wanna go?
Guy 2: Ew no you sick fuck, stop harassing women.
by Ew.... May 18, 2021
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Grab ass day

29. May is it grab ass day. Grab some ass
by RomboDaBoi May 28, 2019
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grab ass day

by qualpapi May 4, 2022
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ass-sucking day

a day in which one sucks someone's ass. it's only on tuesday tho
"oh hey it's tuesday!"
"did you know that tuesday is ass-sucking day?"
"really? no, i didn't!"
"well, you know what that means..."
by THE ass sucker December 16, 2021
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Grab Ass Day

October 2 is Grab Ass Day anyone could have their asses grabbed single or not.
Person1: Yo bro it’s Grab Ass Day

Person2: Cool I’m gonna grab Taylor’s ass
by Josh2463 October 1, 2019
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