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Alyssa

She is an amazing , funny , fun , perfect person . She is one of the most beautiful girls u have ever seen and she had a beautiful bright smile and her eyes , oh god her eyes are so beautiful, I could rly get lost into her beautiful green eyes . She is rly funny when she gets mad, she will call herself ugly but it’s all bullshit cuz she is as fuuuuuck , she is a cutie , hottie and beauty she can take bad off your mind , oh god she is so lovely , I’m doing this as I’m talking to her on ft and I’m just looking at her and she’s just so beautiful, she is doing her homework but she looks so damn beautiful, hopefully I can call her “mine “ , ughhhhh I just wanna give her a hug right now , she is perfect !!!!!
Alyssa , why are u so beautiful!!!!
by MO0O0O October 3, 2018
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Alyssa

A big nose and mouthed ass bitch who can’t keep her thoughts in her head. She tries to be cool and fails miserably. She is a slutty bitch who can’t get a man.
Alyssa is a bitch
by Quetzal:( April 22, 2019
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alyssa

the most annoying girl who will call herself fat when SHES CLEARLY NOT. she is funny and has a pet rat. she is ceo of doing hair wraps and playing the ukulele. she had one meal a day and is starving at 3 am. she lives in the woods and has frogs in her pool. is attractived to boys that look like dolphins.
friend 1: hey did you see alyssa’s story?
friend 2: which one she won’t stop posting.
by yumycumjuic3 June 7, 2020
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alyssa

alyssa is a catfish bitch who shat herself and went out with a small dude called adam
“have you seen how different alyssa looks in real life
by Mighty Mikes Money Man December 6, 2018
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Alyssa

A dumbass hoe who will be a virgin for the rest of her life.
Alyssa is retarted
by anonymous October 3, 2020
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Alyssa

Good at sex , hot , funny , athletic, good friend , big heart , brown eyes , brown hair . Likes her guys dark .
Damn u see Alyssa , she’s fine as fuck
by Jaylis May 28, 2019
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Alyssa

Someone who dosent care what other people think and helps others even though she ends up brusing them
Dude 1 : Dude 2 after Alyssa helped me she gave me a black eye

Dude 2 : thats alyssa for you
by Imclosetoanotherbreakdown November 21, 2018
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