Paris Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.

Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.

by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023

scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.

My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.

by Sandolorian December 13, 2021

Alarm Cock

When your partner wakes up to your cock in his / her mouth.

Today’s been great, I woke up to my alarm cock again.

by Dr. Lewd January 20, 2018

Alarm Cock

The act of giving a blowjob to a consenting partner to wake them up.

Person #1: “Hey babe, do you want to wake up to an alarm cock?”

Person #2: “Yes, that sounds amazing!”

by Pseudonymphxx November 05, 2019

Alarm Cock

Waking up your significant other by having sex with them.

Erin was fast asleep when she felt the alarm cock go off at 8am sharp

by Quaxo December 09, 2015

Alarm Cock

A man/woman who acts very annoying and makes loud noises when a alarm clock goes off.

“Jeez that guys is a real Alarm Cock in the morning”

by DeWordMaster June 05, 2020

Alarm Cock

A typical alarm clock with a slight surprise. When the alarm cock goes off a slightly limp dildo is smacked into your forehead violently. Usually leaving a slight veiny imprint or possibly a bruise depending on your model of the alarm cock.

Tiffany: "Whats that oddly veiny bruise on your forehead, Bruce?"
Bruce: "Oh that? I got the new Alarm Cock 3000."
Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."

by Blackfat August 18, 2018