Harley is a good friend. For about 7 months then she will ditch you for a new shiny friend.
“Omg hey that’s ur bes
“Omg hey that’s ur bes
“Omg hey that’s ur best friend Harley” “no it’s not she ditched me for some random girl” “oh she sounds like a shitty friend” “yep”
by Gabbyymiko June 27, 2023
Get the Harley mug.Usually, an unfriendly, greasy, ugly, fat, poser who owns a $5000 pickup truck and an unreliable, $30,000 2000cc cruiser to be revved at 7000 RPM in 25 MPH zones with a tatted-up "Lot Lizard" on the back. This individual is often of low intelligence, has more tattoo's than teeth and has some sort of superiority complex where they believe that buying 900 lbs of overpriced, poorly performing junk that is made in Taiwan and assembled in America allows them to snub any other biker on the road regardless of their skill and experience. They think they own the road and are higher on the totem pole than 18-wheelers. But, their lack of a helmet means they fail the Darwin test and rank lower on the evolutionary scale than effeminate pansies riding 50cc scooters. While cruising around town, they usually wear vests with patches on them from rallies attended and think that means something. They look more like the imposters that steal military valor, than the war heroes they plagiarize.
Like with Apple computers, the brand is permanently shit-stained by the self-entitled tools that use them.
Like with Apple computers, the brand is permanently shit-stained by the self-entitled tools that use them.
That pompous A Harley Rider is sure full of himself. If the FONZ were riding down the road on his Triumph, he would be too cool to wave to him.
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A harley keeble looks like a young boy with a small winkle but is actually quite the opposite coz he is very mature for his age but you’ll never meet one over the age of 50 because he is very fatigued because he’s carrying that behemoth of a willy due to it caressing the floor and tickling it. alsooooo when he swings round he can take of like a chopper✌🏻✌🏻
A harley keeble looks like a young boy with a small winkle but is actually quite the opposite coz he is very mature for his age but you’ll never meet one over the age of 50 because he is very fatigued because he’s carrying that behemoth of a willy due to it caressing the floor and tickling it. alsooooo when he swings round he can take of like a chopper✌🏻✌🏻
stranger1: HARLEY KEEBLE BROKE MY BACK WITH HIS COCK
stranger2:no shit ofc he broke your back his dick is so big he can use it to fly so your back probs looks like mash from where it’s been chopped by a helicopter blade
stranger2:no shit ofc he broke your back his dick is so big he can use it to fly so your back probs looks like mash from where it’s been chopped by a helicopter blade
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Working hard to get defined legs
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sorta your own language yet your friends always understand you even when you say sentences backwards
sorta your own language yet your friends always understand you even when you say sentences backwards
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