I got you Bays

This phrase is uttered when someone outwardly has every intention of having some ones back or helping them out, but internally they know they will not help out at all.

Your friend Jason is being hauled off to jail from the bar for being drunk and disorderly. While you could go down to the police station to bail him out, you'd rather go back into the bar to continue the fun times. So while he's being placed into the squad car you proclaim to him "I got you Bays!"

by JBays99 April 19, 2023

Oh no, you got the toothpaste

Lets get one thing clear, I can brush my teeth all by myself. *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream*

Oh no, you got the toothpaste stuck in the toilet you fucking idiot.

by LTW64writes October 1, 2022

you just got lulled

b) "You just got Lulled" - (1) To "Williamize" or break down all stories and sentences to such an extent of barney style that it "lulls" the listener to sleep. (2) To stretch out a 1 minute conversation into an entire days discussion

You just got lulled - "My new born baby cannot get enrolled into DEERS.... 6 hours later.... and that's why I cannot understand why DEERS will not let me enroll my child without a marriage certificate for me and my wife"; (3) When you know that your chain of thought just went to oblivion; (4) In other words, getting Lulled is worse than going to a safety brief on a 96.

by Supply Det November 27, 2011

You Got Spooked Boi

What you would tell your friend after you scare them.

You: (to your friend) "BOOO!"
Friend: -screams-"AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!"
You: "You Got Spooked Boi!"

by therealistmintoreos21 May 9, 2017

I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.

I see you’re bored. You are so bored that you even look for meaningless phrases.

Tim: I’m bored. I’ll search “ I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.“.
Robert: What?

by Anomymus1362 November 22, 2024

You Just Got Lesnar'd

An expression that applies to something that only shows up once or twice a year. But when it does, it takes you on an emotional tour of suplex City - bitch.

I mean Tony, I get it. Your Christmas bonus was $100 less than last year. "You Just Got Lesnar'd" by your cheap skate boss for the second time in two years. At least it doesn't happen often.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

I got you out the way

Means I got you covered.

Hey Rayaan can I get a free refill?
I got you out the way with a tip.

by Fatima H August 9, 2023