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Wookie Smuggler

1: An individual found to be in deviance of accepted contemporary western socio-cultural grooming standards who has cultivated a wildly overgrown,unkempt; and abnormally dense thicket of unsightly (sometimes matted) public hair typically found in the genital area. 2 Wookie Smuggling: The intentional propagation or neglect of grooming the pubic area resulting in an unrestricted, untamed, and potentially unsanitary growth of dense, unsightly, and odorous patch of pubic hair having an extraordinarily long length.
Because my woman is a wookie smuggler autumn through winter; the vast majority of her spring carpet cleaning is spent choking on a salad tossed with an endless amount of unidentifiable brown crouton-like hair embedded crusties.
by Dr. Wyatt Burns, Ob Gyn May 16, 2022
mugGet the Wookie Smugglermug.

red-headed wookie

A non shaving Red Headed Woman
That girl is a red-headed Wookie
by Dustoff1162 September 30, 2017
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Pookie wookie

Your daddy/mommy that you wanna bang, or you can call your bestie/homie this and make sure to not forget this kiss 😍
by Mrs.starr November 29, 2023
mugGet the Pookie wookiemug.

wookie

In the sport of Disc Golf, any putt that hits the pole.

Yep, cuz he did it so much, you would think he loves it.
"Dancing on that pole, Wookie time, who's got a dollar?"

"The way you were staring at that pole, we thought you meant to wookie"

"oh, the ever elusive roller wookie"

this definition of errant putting came after the donkey and the bailey and is sometimes played as a side bet still in the town of its founding- Fayetteville, Arkansas
by Flyin_G <had to live w/wookie January 12, 2012
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Reverse Wookie

The process of only shaving the genital area, and allowing the rest of the body hair to grow naturally
The girl I picked up at the bar had eaten enough granola that I figured E-woks would come running out of her leg hair, but I was pleasantly surprised when I went to land the Millennium Falcon that she had sculpted the Reverse Wookie.
by BillBob67 January 5, 2014
mugGet the Reverse Wookiemug.

The wookie squad

A squad containing four crackhead girls, known to be loud together. They wreak havoc on their school and are individually crazy but when put together they will take every braincell you have left in your brain.
The wookie squad is so cool i wish I was in it.
by -Bakugou October 25, 2020
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