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Snore Wizard

A term used to describe a person who is boring enough that they make you snore.
"He is a snorewizard". "She is a snore wizard". "They are a bunch of snore wizards". For example: Cliff Richard, Carol Smiley, Jules Oliver, Jane MacDonald, Leona Lewis, Andy Murray, Bruce Forsyth, Bonnie Tyler, Claire Sweeney, Ben from Eastenders (Phil's son), Gordon Brown.
by The Three Muskateers December 28, 2009
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wizards sleave

A Big Pussy Hole - A woman with a huge muff cus she's been fucked to much! bucket
"that birds fit but i reckon she's got a muff like a wizards sleave"

"look at that slag, i bet she's like screwin a wizards sleave"

"look at that wizards sleave, the dirty buwer"
by D.A.S August 30, 2008
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Wiki Wizard

(1) Someone who doesn't know jack shit from square one without using the Wikipedia website as their own personal reference guide to the shit that they don't know anything about so as to attempt to flame, degrade, or humiliate others with their smaller than average e-penis.

This person generally falls under the following personalities:

a) flamer
b) child
c) adolescent
d) socially inept with those of the opposite sex.
e) someone who sits around on the internet all day and has nothing better to do with their lives.
f) someone with no purpose in life.
g) someone with no personal goals in life.
...I can't believe he actually thought that going to Wikipedia to copy and paste shit from there was a good way to bash someone else about their religion. Isn't he agnostic anyway? What a wiki wizard.
by Stephanie T. Wilson August 3, 2008
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Basement Wizard

Someone who spends all of their time in their parents basement while sitting on their computer and playing popular medieval role playing games such as World of Warcraft or Runescape. They usually have to be over the age of 20 to be considered a true basement wizard, as they are expected to be out on their own at this point, but have become complete failures in life because of their addiction to these pointless games.
hey, I haven't seen Jeffery the Basement Wizard in a few weeks now; did a new expansion for WoW come out recently or something?
by Fergalicious def March 22, 2011
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wizard

A person from a higher class background, sometimes are under the delusion they are better than normal people also know as muggles. They often are well spoken, talk about their gap yah and count their red brick university background as a standard for other wizards. wizards who don't quite make the cut to the red brick universities or muggles who try to attain a wizard life are known as squibs. THESE ARE FACTS!
That guy is such a wizard he's talking about going to Cambridge and how his cleaner is soooo substandard.
by bjbait April 18, 2010
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Pinball Wizard

A person who goes out partying and hits on people successfully. However, they quickly move on to someone else despite having success with the initial person. Therefore mimicking a pinball, bouncing from person to person. Furthermore, this person is not highly regarded because in the process of bouncing they mess up everyone else's game.
"dude, just pick one chick and stick to her. Your bouncing around like a pinball wizard".
by Gipsanders and vogel June 18, 2011
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Dirty Wizard

To flirt with a girl around a group of people, mainly friends or acquaintances, without them knowing. One who sneakily makes the magic happen
You dirty wizard! Getting with her the minute we looked away. You kissed her didn't you?
by SoHo Money October 6, 2010
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