A scumbag asshole who pretends to care about you. He’s hot and easy to fall in love/become friends with. However, he toys with your emotions and lies about ever caring for or loving you. He knows it when you love/like him, but takes that as an advantage to use you to fill his sexual desires. He gets angry when you don’t comply to his requests, even if you explain multiple reasons as to why you feel uncomfortable with them. He always blames everything on you, so don’t even try to negotiate with him. He also flirts with other people even if in a relationship. He turns his back on his friends and talks trash about them if one small thing goes wrong. He excuses his attempts in violating you using stupid one-liners like “testosterone” and often peer pressures you. His exterior is kind and sweet, but he’s really a jerk.
Girl 1: OMG DID YOU SEE THAT GUY JUST NOW?!
Girl 2: YESSS. HE’S SO HOT AND SEEMS LIKE SUCH A GOOD BOYFRIEND!!
Girl 3: Don’t waste your breath, ladies. That guy is a TOTAL David. He’ll get bored of you in seconds and go off to replace you with a tramp later.
Girl 2: YESSS. HE’S SO HOT AND SEEMS LIKE SUCH A GOOD BOYFRIEND!!
Girl 3: Don’t waste your breath, ladies. That guy is a TOTAL David. He’ll get bored of you in seconds and go off to replace you with a tramp later.
by saltytrash July 28, 2019
Get the Davidmug. by pantsu addict May 20, 2016
Get the Davidmug. Hey David how are you.
by Maya Amaral January 11, 2018
Get the Davidmug. A david is a person who is incapable of getting a girlfriend. They are always rejected no matter what.
by MajorClapped December 8, 2018
Get the davidmug. A guy who thinks he is a real player but when it comes down to it hes just a grimmy ass boy who tries to fuck anything that breaths
by gjfhlasdg May 14, 2010
Get the davidmug. by rousey69 July 15, 2016
Get the Davidmug.