Rowan county wedding

Is where two immediate family members I,e mother son , brother sister make a life long commitment to incest

Aren’t them two brother and sister I guess they Rowan county wedding

Rowan county wedding by ChuckZilla78 March 17, 2024

Rowan county wedding reception

A private ceremony where participants usually cousins close relatives after a Rowan county wedding have sex with the bride to conceive a inbred child

Why wasn’t I invited to the wedding reception….. well it wasn’t a normal wedding reception it was a Rowan county wedding reception you have to be a close relative to be invited

Rowan county wedding reception by ChuckZilla78 March 17, 2024

White water wedding 

A wedding planned and executed within a 3 month time span, often held in an outdoor area with little or no reception

I have to drive 5 hours to attend my friend's white water wedding and they probably only rented one porta-potty

White water wedding by bones_ May 6, 2025

wanker's wedding ring

A callus or blister that forms around the circumference of the foreskin as a result of excessive masturbation.

🎶 My dick had her calling me a king 🎶
🎶 Yo dick got a wanker's wedding ring 🎶
- My Dick by Mickey Avalon

wanker's wedding ring by A Silly Cat February 22, 2026

Someone Might Have To Die Holding On To The Wedding Word

Someone Might Have To Die Holding On To The Wedding Word

Someone Might Have To Die Holding On To The Wedding Word

Someone Might Have To Die Holding On To The Wedding Word by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Weeding 

A kink in which a submissive weed stands in a hole up to their neck covered in dirt and a dominate farmer pulls the dirty weed out of the ground by their hair and throws them in the weed pile where dirty weeds belong because they've been so naughty in the farmer's garden.

I really need a weeding session soon - I've been such a naughty dirty weed lately and I need a good farmer to do what dirty weeds deserve.

Weeding by Ferdinand The Fungus September 12, 2021

Self weeding cunt

A woman who remains single by making herself repulsive to men.

Yesterdays spinster is today's self weeding cunt.

Self weeding cunt by Pickyboots March 1, 2010