I don't wear a cap

Basically means "no cap", "I am not lying".

A: I live in a bungalow.
B: nah, cap.
A: I don't wear a cap.

by Spherism November 15, 2022

Prairie-wear

A womens blouse with excessive ruffles around the collar, down the whole front of the shirt or over the top half. Remenicent of Little House on the Prairie and the super conservative clothing worn on the show.

Look at that top that girl has on, total prairie-wear.

by not really there September 19, 2010

Barbara Wears Prada

A 'vegetarian' vampire who feeds on the tears of small children. In the night she sings duets with Kanye West in return for drug money. She has sex with cars ONLY and will not give into peer pressure unless M&M's are involved. At 4:08 am, she turns into a mindless zombie.

And her MySpace is so lame.
Kill her with a spork.
:D

Barbara Wears Prada spends too much time on MySpace. >:

by Cindy Lou Who is A Skank February 7, 2009

Wear it as a hat

When a male pulls his scrotum up and over the head of his penis prior to becoming erect and displays the act to his sexual partner and shouts, “wear it as a hat”! The male then proceeds to become erect and have coitus.

Wear it as a hat- What are you doing with your penis? *proceeds to pull scrotum over head of penis* Wearing it as a hat of course!”

by Cletus42 August 3, 2020

wearing glasses

you love making out with big men

bro definitely loves wearing glasses

by daddy41 May 6, 2022

Guys who wear hats back here

A monster energy fan

Whisper: Gonna drink a monster idc if my pregnant
Kurtis: Of course that’s what the dad looks like, if there’s anything I want to get out from my internet presence it’s that guys who wear hats back here love monster energy

by SillyGuy89_ September 27, 2025

iron-and-wear

designating clothes or fabrics that must be ironed after washing to wear.

Most clothes are of an iron-and-wear type.

by uttam maharjan July 6, 2011