Waffle Wafer

A type of fart that is wholesome like a Belgian waffle while also being fluffy and light like a classic Swiss wafer. Waffle wafers don’t stink, and leave you with a floating, delightful sensation.

Person A: “Hey, do you have a minute? I’m undecided but I probably want to talk to you about something related to money, personal problems, a movie scene, crypto, or some other typical, generic, copy-paste pleb topic.”

Person B: “Sorry I’m not in the mood. I just did a waffle wafer and I feel light and delightful. I don’t want to talk about things that will weigh-down my day.”

by Waffles&Wafers January 9, 2022

vintage waffle

An older ladies poon-tang

I want a bit of that vintage waffle

by Kevin bacon November 18, 2017

Midnight Waffle

When you throw your poop on another person’s back in the middle of the night, and proceed to stomp on the poop with a boot to make a waffle pattern.

Dude, my girlfriend asked me to give her a midnight waffle, and I realized she just wanted a waffle.

by Midnight Waffle May 22, 2022

spray waffle

When Richard makes Leah laugh and spit her breakfast all over the monitor.

"I take hormones so I can lactate and give my cat the feeling of being a kitten again."
"That made me spray waffle just now."

by EllenO October 12, 2013

waffle donkey

When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.

Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"

by Smallman Wumbie June 1, 2017

wisconsin waffle

The act of taking a nice poo on your partner and smacking it with a tennis racket. Then following that racket beating with a nice blast of semen to syrup it up.

Steve gave me the best Wisconsin Waffle on Friday. I can still smell it!

by CharlesK November 19, 2017

trill waffle

Someone you want to butter up and squirt your syrup on.

"Damn, did you see that shorty?! I'm gonna make her my trill waffle tonight!"

by NoRagerts June 3, 2016