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Standard White Boy Edition

Standard White Boy Edition (adj.) is a term used to describe a very average sized penis on a white man.

Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.

A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.
Example 1 :

Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..

Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..

Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..

Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..

Example 2 :

Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!

Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..
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white boy

by DonutDa November 17, 2020
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white boy syndrome

Have you seen Tanner Olsen?? He has a bad case of white boy syndrome.
by Chickennoodlesoup December 4, 2013
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Singing White Boy

A white boy that puts on an act to be hood, but he’s not about that life; A white boy who changes his hood act to a regular personality in different predicaments
Harper: “Hey Gabby, do you like connor?”
Gabby: “No… He’s a Singing White Boy.”
by pandalover222 September 19, 2025
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Stale White Bread Boy

The dull guy in movies that falls for a manic pixie dream girl to escape from his mundane life, whithout one the other doesn't exist.
First coined by finalgirlstudios on youtube
You're the stale white bread boy to my manic pixie dream girl <3
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White Boy Wednesday

White boys don't get enough credit for everything they've. That's why this Holiday known as White Boy Wednesday will be celebrated the first Wednesday of August. It is celebrated to remember all the white boys and to remember the simpler times: times with no women
Today I Celebrated White Boy Wednesday. I love white boys.
by Groontsquad August 7, 2024
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White Boy

This white boy is calling us niggers and beaners
by meyerlansky3030 March 27, 2023
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