A Chinese Wake-up call

when you let a breezy suck you off then take a shit and throw it at her face.

mike: dude what happened she has shit all over her?!?
baun: i gave that bitch A Chinese Wake-up call

by sleeves November 27, 2007

Nigga Wake Up Call (NWUC)

Acronym for "Nigga Wake Up Call"

Describes an incident where a person of color forgets that they are of color and are reminded rather brutally by an unexpected act of racism.

"The Mexicans got their Nigga Wake Up Call (NWUC). They were running around here thinking they were white folks."- Paul Mooney

by WeedsFan November 23, 2016

3 a.m. Wake Up Call

When your girl wakes you up from a deep sleep by grinding her pussy on your thigh and hip. This results in almost instant rigidity and you roll over and give her the smashing she's aching for.

You look tired braaaaahh. Feel ok?
Feel great broohhhh. Just the lingering effects of a 3 a.m. Wake Up Call.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2016

Wake up and Break up

The phrase 'wake up and break up' means when two people are together in a relationship but always fighting and complaining to their friends about their partners we would say they need to wake up and break up.
By: Kaylana

Person 1: John he is always so mean I don't know why I'm with him.
Person 2: Wake up and Break up!

by Kay_002 December 17, 2022

Take me don't wake me

When consenting adult partners agree in advance to allow and prefer their partner to have sex with them while sleeping.

Listen babe, I'm tired and going to bed. If you get in the mood, take me don't wake me.

by KeViN2017ABC123 May 4, 2017

Somebody wake me I'm dreamin

When we speak about rap, it's not only music but it's art. When you have a rapper that provokes thought, then that's rap at its purest form. Rap is not only a self expressive version of poetry, but its life. 2Pac was the greatest rapper ever to walk this earth. He was so influential in all walks of life. Most of all, "he planted seeds in they heads that sparked flames" RIP greatness. Think a little it won't hurt!

"Somebody wake me I'm dreamin, I started as a seed the semen Swimmin upstream, planted in the womb while screamin
on the top, was my pops, my momma screamin stop
From a single drop, this is what they got"

by Cali-O April 7, 2006

"Wake Me Up Inside" syndrome

The process by which a song's title is inferred through the lyrics, even though the actual title of the song is different.

Named after the song "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence, which many nimrods erroneously believe to be called "Wake Me Up Inside." However, this phenomenon is not limited to this song only.

Person A: My favorite song is "Wake Me Up Inside" by Evanescence!
Person B: I believe the song is called "Bring Me To Life"
Person A: Shut the fuck up!
Person B: Just another case of "Wake Me Up Inside" syndrome...

by TheBeigeDolphin October 15, 2016