VIKING

Similar in concept to a weeaboo and equally lame, only with bad tattoos and focused on Nordic culture 1,000 years in the past...

I'm a Viking....

No you're not, there haven't been any Vikings for 1,000 years... you just like to drink and are kinda stupid.....

by Coyote sasquatch May 16, 2016

viking cream pie suprize

whae one burley gay dude shoots his load (suprize) on homo #2s chin/beard, causing a frosty/iced look on the beard/chin.

either its the coldest day ever in Green Bay, or that guy just got a viking cream pie suprize!

by sin & evil t October 6, 2008

Viking

A player of the card game "Magic, The Gathering" who not only is in their 30's and at home with they're parents but continues to go to lan centers and challenges little kids to battles.

Usually large, Nordic looking, and have long stragley beards.

Tom spent 400 bucks on magic cards. He is a fucking viking!

by Nick December 21, 2004

viking crouch

were a male rubs his balls and anus in and around the victims face

i am going to viking crouch you

by alienhead09 October 25, 2009

Viking toast

A traditional toast where everyone whips their dicks out and vigorously slaps them on the table

“We propose a Viking toast in honor of the bride and groom.”

by Viking daddy November 21, 2017

Vibing

When two people get intimate and have sex

That couple is so close with each other that they are always vibing, or like to vide alot

by <The-boss> February 7, 2020

reverse viking

The act of holding a person with long blonde braids upside down while they perform fellatio on your pork sword until the point of ejaculation.

Anna completed the reverse viking on El Jefé until he finished, unlike the viking, where the recipient misses ejaculation wide left.

by Ray_Finkle5 November 20, 2016