An award given to someone who acts like a total assholes or total fool of themselves. Someone who is a total douche and did something really incredibly scandalous and is a phony.

Dan Schneider

Dan Schneider: I write kids sitcoms
Random kid: I heard about you
Dan Schneider: yay! you have and nice feet you have girly
Random kid: You're creeping me out and I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award
Dan Schneider: I am not a douche
Kid 2: Yes, you are
Dan Schneider: nuh uh
Kids: yes Yes you are the biggest douche in the universe and you just been nominated

The Biggest Douche In The universe by LordWeathermort March 17, 2024

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national throw a furry out of the universe day

just throw the bitchhhh

Its national throw a furry out of the universe day! *grabs a furry and loses all hair and become one punch man and throw them out of the universe*

national throw a furry out of the universe day by anonymous March 18, 2024

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bestest friend in the whole entire universe

KATIE HUH

oh my god isn’t that the bestest friend in the whole entire universe????

bestest friend in the whole entire universe by every human to ever exist April 22, 2024

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Life, universe, EVERYTHING!

"Dumb idiot: whats the meaning of life, universe and everything?"
"Smart dude: BEFORE, You ask what the meaning of life is Try get one!"
"Smart dude: Doe if You really want to know then... the meaning of life, universe, EVERYTHING! is... *sigh* 42..."

Life, universe, EVERYTHING! by Sumsargreböl May 4, 2017

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