Unicorn Piss

A drink so magical, it must have come from a unicorn. It tastes delicious, almost as if it contains no alcohol. Usually made with lemonade concentrate, water, and strawberry vodka.

Bro1: Man I got so fucked up last night, but that drink was awesome. What was it?

Bro2: Dude, it must've been unicorn piss.

by gotboobs222 February 14, 2013

Unicorn of a night

The kind of night more mythical than real. The night you wish for. The night you hope for. The night you dream of. The night you chase but can never seem to catch. That my friends is a unicorn of a night.

Holy shit Billy I captured a unicorn!
It's a horse with a point brah.
I caught the unicorn.
Unicorn of a night ahhhh yes Billy, good Billy.

by The Sh-sh-Sherminator November 30, 2014

Riding the unicorn

The act of riding a psychedelic unicorn through space and time.

"Wolfy looks so far out today, what was wrong with him?"
"Dude he's riding the unicorn so hard right now."

by Chaogina September 6, 2011

Unicorn Woman

A woman that almost never comes around, you are considered lucky to lay eyes on. You are considered blessed by an angel to be able to call her your woman. You would do anything it takes to be with that woman and whatever it takes to stay with her. A Unicorn Woman should never be mistreated and you should always make them happy.

Hey man I saw Sarah Conqueso the other day man she is a Unicorn Woman, I'd do anything for her and to keep her happy.

by Kparsons January 15, 2019

unicorn brothers

A word used to describe the relationship between two males, whom have found they had intercourse with the same male, mutually known by both (much like eskimo brothers).

Chad: Dood you will never guess who I banged last night.

Brad: Who?

Chad: I totally fucked the shit out of Chet!

Brad: Ohhh man no way! I totally fucked Chet in the ass too!

Chad: No way! When?

Brad: Remember when Chuck had that awesome Christmas party last year? Totally pounded Chet in Chucks champagne room then, he was so loose!

Chad: No way! That makes us unicorn brothers!

Brad: Fuck Yeah Unicorn brothers for life!

*Brad and Chad then preform a high five

Chad: Dood, Chet is such a butt slut...

by WIldBillBigCock March 27, 2016

Pet The Unicorn

Another way of saying your masterbating (Jacking off)

I'm gonna "pet the unicorn" before i go to jessica's house.

by AndieAnderson May 12, 2016

Creative Unicorn

A rare and almost mythical human that possess multiple talents and qualities.

Gladys is a Creative Unicorn. She can draw, sculpt, animate, design, compete in sports and be the best at it, think innovative, invent, dance, web design, code, draw with data, cook, think creatively, etc.

by godrawsomething May 18, 2018