Unicorn of a night

The kind of night more mythical than real. The night you wish for. The night you hope for. The night you dream of. The night you chase but can never seem to catch. That my friends is a unicorn of a night.

Holy shit Billy I captured a unicorn!
It's a horse with a point brah.
I caught the unicorn.
Unicorn of a night ahhhh yes Billy, good Billy.

by The Sh-sh-Sherminator November 30, 2014

Unicorn Piss

A drink so magical, it must have come from a unicorn. It tastes delicious, almost as if it contains no alcohol. Usually made with lemonade concentrate, water, and strawberry vodka.

Bro1: Man I got so fucked up last night, but that drink was awesome. What was it?

Bro2: Dude, it must've been unicorn piss.

by gotboobs222 February 14, 2013

Riding the unicorn

The act of riding a psychedelic unicorn through space and time.

"Wolfy looks so far out today, what was wrong with him?"
"Dude he's riding the unicorn so hard right now."

by Chaogina September 05, 2011

unicorn brothers

A word used to describe the relationship between two males, whom have found they had intercourse with the same male, mutually known by both (much like eskimo brothers).

Chad: Dood you will never guess who I banged last night.

Brad: Who?

Chad: I totally fucked the shit out of Chet!

Brad: Ohhh man no way! I totally fucked Chet in the ass too!

Chad: No way! When?

Brad: Remember when Chuck had that awesome Christmas party last year? Totally pounded Chet in Chucks champagne room then, he was so loose!

Chad: No way! That makes us unicorn brothers!

Brad: Fuck Yeah Unicorn brothers for life!

*Brad and Chad then preform a high five

Chad: Dood, Chet is such a butt slut...

by WIldBillBigCock December 17, 2015

Creative Unicorn

A rare and almost mythical human that possess multiple talents and qualities.

Gladys is a Creative Unicorn. She can draw, sculpt, animate, design, compete in sports and be the best at it, think innovative, invent, dance, web design, code, draw with data, cook, think creatively, etc.

by godrawsomething March 30, 2018

Pet The Unicorn

Another way of saying your masterbating (Jacking off)

I'm gonna "pet the unicorn" before i go to jessica's house.

by AndieAnderson May 13, 2016

HORN OF THE UNICORN

slang for cock

and

a yugioh card

Sergio: Hey mija, u want to polish my HORN OF THE UNICORN? Pull the trigger of my love gun? Ride the lightning? Pet my ant eater? Eat my beef jerkey?

Bitch: Yes!

Sergio: Ok, bend over and take it! Take it!

by SERGIO SANDOVAL May 28, 2011