Unicorn of a night

The kind of night more mythical than real. The night you wish for. The night you hope for. The night you dream of. The night you chase but can never seem to catch. That my friends is a unicorn of a night.

Holy shit Billy I captured a unicorn!
It's a horse with a point brah.
I caught the unicorn.
Unicorn of a night ahhhh yes Billy, good Billy.

by The Sh-sh-Sherminator November 30, 2014

Hair of the Unicorn

The drug equivalent of "hair of the dog" I.e when one wakes in such a state that only taking more drugs can alleviate your symptoms ...

Last night was amazing .. I was off my trolley .. Im
Gonna need a hair of the unicorn !!

by Savaloy June 10, 2015

Riding the unicorn

The act of riding a psychedelic unicorn through space and time.

"Wolfy looks so far out today, what was wrong with him?"
"Dude he's riding the unicorn so hard right now."

by Chaogina September 6, 2011

unicorn brothers

A word used to describe the relationship between two males, whom have found they had intercourse with the same male, mutually known by both (much like eskimo brothers).

Chad: Dood you will never guess who I banged last night.

Brad: Who?

Chad: I totally fucked the shit out of Chet!

Brad: Ohhh man no way! I totally fucked Chet in the ass too!

Chad: No way! When?

Brad: Remember when Chuck had that awesome Christmas party last year? Totally pounded Chet in Chucks champagne room then, he was so loose!

Chad: No way! That makes us unicorn brothers!

Brad: Fuck Yeah Unicorn brothers for life!

*Brad and Chad then preform a high five

Chad: Dood, Chet is such a butt slut...

by WIldBillBigCock March 27, 2016

Creative Unicorn

A rare and almost mythical human that possess multiple talents and qualities.

Gladys is a Creative Unicorn. She can draw, sculpt, animate, design, compete in sports and be the best at it, think innovative, invent, dance, web design, code, draw with data, cook, think creatively, etc.

by godrawsomething May 18, 2018

Dirty Unicorn

When you put a strap-on on your head and fuck your partner in the ass.

Bruh, I dirty unicorned this chick so hard last night I will be washing turds out of my hair for a week.

by Dirty Pony September 16, 2017

Pet The Unicorn

Another way of saying your masterbating (Jacking off)

I'm gonna "pet the unicorn" before i go to jessica's house.

by AndieAnderson May 12, 2016