Colton turner is a name originating in North America. Studies show that someone named colton turner likely has a great relationship with his father, but may have a sexual relationship with his mother, and often times dropping everything just to chat with her. It is also likely that this person is overweight for his age, and can likely produce up to 3.7 pounds of fecal matter daily due to his eating habits.
Guy 1: dude did you play the new call of duty yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.
by Regular_ordinary_guy August 07, 2023
by LEgeNdxx12 June 09, 2020
A Carrollton high school known for its amazing wrestling, soccer, track and cross country teams! (They are okay at football and volleyball) there is a large population of Hispanics and lots of drug usage( we gotta get that under control) Overall and okay school with some decent people, although the lunch menu do be giving me gas!
by Turnerkid2022 September 16, 2021
Why is he so sweet to you? Because "you haven't given him a reason not to be." He's shy, but bold and passionate. He says what he thinks no matter how people will take it. He is strong, both in will and in power and he doesn't hesitate to help you out. He doesn't see in himself what we see everyday, and yet he makes you feel like a princess no matter the price. He deserves so much more than I can give him, but I hope I get much more time with him to give what I can :)
by Starfish_034 September 23, 2020
by JB11RX November 01, 2011
To not turn up to an arranged date and turn your mobile off or to cancel an arrangement with no notice for a useless reason
"Where is ...? He said he's on his way, I really hope he doesn't do a P Turner again. "Or "sorry it's short notice guys but I can't make it, I'm going to have roast chicken" - or where the "A friend" claims to be on his way to the party and then turns his mobile off and doesn't turn up- this would be described as P Turner
by New Found Knowledge April 23, 2015
Will Turner walked into the headshop the other day and noticed that a female pirate was hiding in there, but she didn't have her hat on her head since she wanted to be invisible to the people trying to hang her. He went to his shop to get his sword and when he got back, the female pirate was gone.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021