Trumpet Job

One who sticks his dick in a trumpet bell while another guy sucks on the mouthpiece of the trumpet to create a suction vortex within the trumpet

I gave my friend Harry a trumpet job during band practice.

by Trumpet god 69 November 7, 2018

playing the trumpet

When you blow a guy like you blow a trumpet

Bandie# 1 where showing Sean your flute skills last night?
Bandie# 2 no, I was 'playing the trumpet'

for him.

by Biggius Dickus January 4, 2020

Trumpeter's Loft

n. A rather windy anal passage. Alternatively, a recess positioned above the Great Hall in Stirling Castle to allow the Trumpeter to play a fanfayre upon the guests arrival.

Oh Mr Darcy, I appear to have let one fly from my Trumpeter's Loft

by Smokemypole 781 May 5, 2011

furry trumpet

The act of performing oral sex on someone who has never shaved, ever.

Also, the sound a wooly mammoth makes.

My face felt like it was being scrubbed with a Brillo pad when I was doing the furry trumpet.

by HHedral February 26, 2015

playing the trumpet

To make out profusely with another hardcore.

I played the trumpet with your mom all last night.

by Shirty McSame March 6, 2003

Butt Trumpet

Hillary Clinton supporters, lately. All they can say is, "Butt Trumpet this or Butt Trumpet that!"

"Yeah, we know Hillary takes millions from oppressive totalitarian regimes in exchange for arms deals, but Trump is worse!" said the Butt Trumpet.

by Heime's henchmen June 21, 2016

rusty trumpet

When a chick eats a guys ass and jerks him off at the same time.

Aaron O gives rusty trumpets to all the guys.

by Alma Oscura September 27, 2003