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To sell Chocolate, door to door to become rich enough, to take out a mom and her daughter on a date to Fancy restaurant under the sea in the Bikini Bottom.
Used in Sentence.

SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?

Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.

Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?

Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.
by HeroicYoungLad October 5, 2017
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Time Traveling

To consume enough alcohol to the point where you only remember several key highlights from your binge drinking experience...day or night drinking.
Man 'o' man!! I was time traveling last night. After the first bar, I remember only small blips of the evening. Food, that one bar, some chick I danced with, made out, eating all your food outta the fridge...then...
by Milk_wasa-bad_choice December 22, 2014
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Traveling Toothbrush

When you brush your teeth while walking and not in the bathroom.
Mother: Is that the traveling toothbrush?
Timmy: Yes
by BlitzBerries June 7, 2024
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Travel Bud

A Windows Live agent that is obviously the spawn of SmarterChild. It tries to help you with your travel plans, but does virtually nothing that you couldn't do yourself with one google search.

If you insult it enough, it stops talking. Problem solved.
The Eccentric says: (1:09:28 AM)
ASL

Travel Bud says: (1:09:29 AM)
33... Female... Las Vegas, NV.

The Eccentric says: (1:09:39 AM)
You live in Las Vegas?

Travel Bud says: (1:09:39 AM)No. I live in Sunnyvale, CA!
by BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW July 1, 2008
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Travel + Leisure

a travel magazine based in New York City, New York.
In 2021, Wyndham Destinations acquired Travel + Leisure from Meredith Corporation
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
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Time travel

When you jinx with another person, and the word is something the other person was re-enacting from his or her path
(Girl) After she told me what she did, all I could say was

(Boy and girl at the same time) wow!
(Boy) Dude did we just time travel?
by SoulGlooo January 8, 2021
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Space travel

I just remembered I was supposed to do a thing on why this is dumb but then I saw a clip of Eric Weinstein saying a thing that I'm pretty sure I've already said about space travel (Which was that to travel through space in a way that's meaningful we'd need to entirely reconceptualize how we view movement through space time) and I kind of beat myself to the punch by proxy. Which is... irritating... Preempted by my own brilliant mind. I could be getting the chronology of events wrong BUT if I was getting credit for my own ideas that wouldn't be an issue now would it? Because my receipts are a matter of public record and YOU KNOW which ideas you got from me and vice-versa.
Hym "Does anyone else remember the space travel thing? Other than Eric? Because that's why space travel is dumb. Now at least. And it made me think that maybe quantum entanglement had something to do with the solution but apparently that doesn't work. So, yeah. Fruitless. Pointless. And Mars sucks. Why would I want to go there and be one of Elon's Mars emerald mine slaves?"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2023
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