"hey man, got goosed last night and porked a townie."
"You should probably gobget checked for an STD"
"You should probably gobget checked for an STD"
by RaymundoSmokesMid June 21, 2018
Get the Towniemug. by AuthenticDefinitions November 22, 2023
Get the Old Townymug. Small town midwesterners that gather in large groups, who have no boundaries, but are often very friendly people.
Townies often consume lots of trulys, hangout at Walmarts and see college towns as sprawling urban jungles.
When at college townies gather together to form fake household families, that often result in numerous petty family feuds.
Townies also try to keep track of how many days they have been sober, as they lose track of their consumption of trulys & busch lattes.
Townies often consume lots of trulys, hangout at Walmarts and see college towns as sprawling urban jungles.
When at college townies gather together to form fake household families, that often result in numerous petty family feuds.
Townies also try to keep track of how many days they have been sober, as they lose track of their consumption of trulys & busch lattes.
by Neverforget01 September 11, 2021
Get the Towniemug. Person who never left town and still tends to have the same life they had during high school, except they are now attending the town's community college for more than two years and counting. Tend to have low self esteem and are highly critical of anyone who did leave town.
Maria still lives at home and has been attending the University of Mooney for over five years, she is such a Townie!
by Hester Adams July 20, 2008
Get the Towniemug. “Townie brain” is a condition in which someone thinks the entire world operates in the same way as the small town they grew up in. People with this affliction are often “townies”, and have never experienced life in any other place or perspective. Oftentimes they believe others have the same experiences as they do, or the same aspirations when in fact these people are boring and have little to no aspirations at all. Due to it’s regional nature, “townie brain” can be used to describe many different opinions and thought patterns.
Martha - “Um, I’m pretty sure most people don’t go to college after high school.”
Jane - “I’m pretty sure you just have townie brain.”
John - “What do you mean you can’t drive? Are you poor or something?
Brett - “You’ve got townie brain dude. I grew up in the city, we don’t need cars.”
Jane - “I’m pretty sure you just have townie brain.”
John - “What do you mean you can’t drive? Are you poor or something?
Brett - “You’ve got townie brain dude. I grew up in the city, we don’t need cars.”
by Hype Thetical July 4, 2025
Get the Townie Brainmug. Someone who is a Fan of 4*town, The fictional boyband from Turning red. If you looked this up you watch too much disney+
some guy : "Hey, Did you see that guy watching turning red? I think he likes 4*town."
Other guy : "Yeah, Dude, I think he's a 4*townie."
Other guy : "Yeah, Dude, I think he's a 4*townie."
by Wildidiot July 12, 2022
Get the 4*towniemug. by Andretti Meeks May 15, 2019
Get the Towniemug.