deer tits

Of or relating to giant memory glands. Exclamation of giant breasts "female breasts". Large breasts that start small at the top and large at the bottom, hanging over the woman's stomach as a tick would exemplify the shape over a saturated deer tick.

Kyle: "Holy shit look at those DEER TITS"!

Cameron: "Dude what are you talking about"?

Brandon: "Its a pair of ginormous breasts"!

by vego the carpathian December 18, 2010

Ripe Tits

When a girl exercises wearing a sports bra, afterwards her tits become extremely firm and enjoyable. Therefore they are ripe, or good for the picking!

I just biked 40 miles.. When I got home in the shower I had a serious case of Ripe Tits!

by P0OPBALLZ April 16, 2011

The Rule of Tits

When you have the chance to grabs someones Tits, YOU GRAB THEM. Weither you be Straight, Lesbian, Gay, Male, Female, Single or Taken. YOU GRAB THEM

Girl: Grab my tits!

Boy: Okay *grabs tits*

Girl's best friend: Ew no!

Boy: YOU BROKE THE RULE OF TITS!

by JustiLovesMeNot March 2, 2011

Sausage Tits

Tits that are long, usually going down to the bottom of the ribcage, and have a large gap in between them.

"Look how low those tits drop, they are are sausage tits!"

by Mr Tog September 12, 2008

Sweet Tits

Sweet tits is an affectionate term used to describe one's lady.

Hey Sweet Tits, make me a sandwich.

by Chang-a-lang January 22, 2006

Huge tits

Any boobs that are bigger than a C. Generally not accepted by the owner of said tits

"Wow, your have huge tits"
"They aren't huge."

by JBonela October 28, 2012

hard as tits

Describes the strength, fortitude, or solidity of an object.

Goddamn it, these fish sticks are hard as tits.

by Ben doooooood December 19, 2007