Scissor Me Timber

1. A phrase known as an activity of sexual satisfaction amongst an assemblage of lady pirates.

2. The female attempt to dismember a man's penis from his body by utilizing the unyielding strength of her labial lips.

i.e. Sever Me Timbers

Lady Pirates? Scissor me timbers? Get it?

ARRRGH! As she wrapped her legs about his torso with the force of one-thousand seahorse, her lips opened like the fearsome kraken to disarm the man of his weary vessel. "Scissor me timber," he shouted in vain, "if I weren't still coming I would feel wretched pain!"

by Long Jane Silver March 12, 2010

Justin timberlake

(n) - wigger who is loved by eight year old girls and other wiggers

Fucking a few celebrities (guys and girls) has made this white boy a Justin timberlake.

by darron May 2, 2005

All-Timers Disease

A very common disease, that originates in the large intestines. Causes the infected person to have a need/desire to poop at an irregular daily. The All-Timers Diseases acts mainly when nervous, causing your friends to wait for you while you poop, leading to them getting angry at you for pooping every time you're about to go somewhere. No diagnosis has been found yet.

Jeffy - "Yo man lets go smoke this j"

Frank - "Shit man, let me take a quickie"

Jeffy - "Fuck man, it all takes you so long and you always have to shit before we smoke"

Frank - "Dude, i have All-Timers Disease"

by Flippy55 June 28, 2010

timber

Slang term used for the drug marijuana.

Called my dude an he said he has some killer timber 4 sale.

I got a bag of some killer timber last nite an got stoned off my ass.

by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003

justin timberlake

a very very very big stupid faggot that every1 hates so much

i hate that stupid justin timberlake fag

by some ugly white cracker June 4, 2005

timber

Homosexual.

Justin Timberlake is sooo timber!

by Word up October 15, 2003

timmeh

Timmeh comes from a mentally chanlenged kid named Tim that I am friends. When he scores a goal at hockey he shouts "TIMMEH!!!!"
(hes not mental but he acts like it sometimes) :D You only shout it if ur name is TIm (DUH!)

Instead of "I GOT A GOAL WOOT!" You shout "TImmeh!"

by The guy who plays hockey....I think ???? February 25, 2005