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long-prong thong

A person who is constantly bored. They don’t like what used to entertain them, they have zero exercise, zero power in their brain's battery, zero oxygen… They are basically a zerozerozerozerozerozero.
Please, anyone who is in here, tell my brother to do something real because I don’t like him being a long-prong thong anymore!
by bluestinger66 March 13, 2024
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Thong

Australian slang word for sandals. Usually insights childish giggles from ignorant foreigners.
My mate wears black thongs to the beach.
by RegrettableEverything October 6, 2023
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Thong Bite

The small rash or irritated skin on (or around) your butt crack that occurs from sleeping while wearing a thong, and having the fabric rub incessantly against your skin in your sleep. *This can sometimes create itchy irritated skin called a thong bite*
“I shouldn’t have fallen asleep still wearing my jeans last night, I woke up with thong bite and now my a*s crack itches like crazy!”
by BUnBitCH December 30, 2020
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Thong Crawl

When a girl has only a thong on, and is crawling across the bed towards you to suck your dick
“Make her thong crawl like she my pet” -Buso
by Buso614 June 6, 2018
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Sherry thong

Whatever kendal wants it to be or whenever kendal says it
ex: you are a sherry thong!

In this sentence you are a sherry thong
by Dr. Fickleboggster June 25, 2025
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Thong song

A song in which gay men make right before they fuck passionately and Intensely. The love making is so sweet and savory
I love making thong songs before I get pounded
by Dale dobback January 11, 2025
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Thong Li

Sexiest and the most gay-est in class, mostly attracted to boys due to tons of rejection from girls, is very gay when playing games
Friends: Guy's there's a Thong Li in our class.
by HorseChip November 21, 2021
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