the chance of meatballs

when a male does the splits all the way down and his ballsack rips open

dude my brother did the chance of meatballs yesterdays

by somespicyskittles October 28, 2019

Meatball Marinara

A Meatball Marinara is when you eat a girls ass that is full of shit while she is on her period. The mix of poop and blood will resemble a meatball marinara sandwich.

Bill: Hey, how did that date go last night?
Me: Great, she let me do a Meatball Marinara on her!
or
Me: IDK, she made me do a Meatball Marinara on her...

by meatball_man January 31, 2021

meatball

a person with unique physical dimensions (a really fat round person, usually short)

OMG look at that meatball over there!

by splash zone August 20, 2023

Meatballs

Meatballs is a formal way of of saying sorry.

It can also be used in the form of meatballogizing(apologizing).

Person A: Im meatballs bro.
Person B: Don't worry bro, it's fine.

by Jimmy Jim james May 10, 2020

Meatball

A cornball, a lame, a loser

Corey is a meatball

by anonymous April 30, 2024

swamp soup with meatballs

When it is a hot summer day and a male's crotchal region begins to get sticky and sweaty, resembling a soup with meat balls in it.

Yo, it was so hot yesterday, I had swamp soup with meatballs in my pants!

by DrPhilsVaginalCrease October 27, 2015

American Meatball

The moment of a porn video where, upon the male actor receiving the sacrament of oral sex, pulls his genitals out of the poor madame's mouth and proceeds to rub his testicles across her face whilst her tongue is outstretched.

Porn Director: "This scene is looking great! Let's close it out with some American Meatball action, give her a towel, and call it a day."

by Lunchbox Larry and The Crew December 2, 2022