Locally Sourced Rimjobs

A form of self pleasure involving licking ones own anus.

Have you tried locally sourced rimjobs?

Locally sourced rimjobs taste better than those from foreign bodies.

by ForeignSourcedRimmer August 17, 2025

Local celebtard

A local celebrity, for example, a news anchor, reporter or meteorologist. These people claim they got into the line of work they are in because they had a true passion for it but, really, we all know they are only doing it in the hopes a Hollywood casting agent will one day spot them. Or The Today Show will fire Matt Lauer or Al Roker for them.

Person one: What you watching on TV?
Person two: Oh just Craig Setzer, from CBS 4 in Miami
Person one: Oh he's a local celebtard.

by Chocolate Dreamz January 24, 2011

local celeb

A well known person in a small town area, that’s not actually relevant in the real world.

Look at that local celeb I see them every party.

by Taylor Tuscan April 10, 2021

local monogamy

The idea that one can only have one partner in one place

I adhere to local monogamy: I have one partner in California and one in Europe.

by snapebysnape November 12, 2023

Locals

Peers or anyone around you that follow everyone. They have black and white checkered vans, or roll with the crowd. They get starbucks often, and have basic instagram captions that everyone uses. For example one can be "Summer should get a speeding ticket" and they would have on their CHECKERED VANS and have starbucks on a beach doing a pose with friends at sunset. They also have no personality and just seem bland.

Stephanie: "Did you see Angela's new Instagram post with Britanny?"
Monica:"Yeah, their such locals."

by TeaKeey March 20, 2019

Local Friend

When you consider someone a friend, based on location.
when they live close by you will hangout and see them, if they ever move away, goodbye have a nice life.
Not good enough friends to even consider travelling to visit.

Since *fucktard* moved to *shitholetown* I really lost touch, too bad its 45 minutes away.
He was really just a Local Friend.

by SurfingChef March 12, 2010

Locale

A scene or setting with good vibes relating to something that is happening. Especially where you connect with other people for inspiration and motivation.

The locale of the city's festival was fun and inspired be to connect with other people.

by gator buddy July 28, 2023