potato goals

 potato goals is a being who superior. possibly a queen. Anyone with a ship name is automatically in "potato goals"

Ex.-'Jaron'

that not only being a potato queen makes you potato goals but being a potato captain as well

"Did you see Jaron & Mags over there? They are literally 'Potato Goals'."

by potato.goals October 15, 2015

What relationship goals really are

Those 'relationship goals' posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens?

No.

Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut

Kate: no you're the gross slut

Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.

Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like

by Minyoongisbulgw July 24, 2016

Hole Goal

Trolling for a sexual partner to penetrate, no orifice is off limits.

The young electrician went to the LGBT bar with a hole goal.

by Angry Stockholder November 20, 2019

AFF GOALS

"AFF GOALS"is a expression used in conversations and texts to express there self by saying something or someone is cool,awesome, or great.

Mark:If I was the richest kid in the world that would be aff goals!
Tom:you know right

by Keishonlol May 28, 2017

dick goal

A woman' junk; vaginal; pussy

" Look at that' dick goal I'm totally shooting at that tonight."

by jjthekid June 23, 2014

vapor goal

A goal that ist more talked about than actually doing something for it. It is similar vaporware in the games, software and film industry.

A: I will make these self improvement courses to becomes a millionaire and than I will get all the girls. B: Bro that's a vapor goal! Do you you really work for it? I just see you talking and thinking about it!

by WannabeNeologist February 19, 2023

Relationship goals

A relationship where the guy has back problems and the girl has stomach problems. They are best friends yet at the same time they are the perfect couple.

Wow, Alyssa and Sebastian are the perfect definition of relationship goals

by Thebassmasterrah August 13, 2021