Standard Teacher

A teacher that doesn't know Snatwix

"She is a Standard Teacher"

by Citrox August 4, 2023

The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for in an accounting office after an email is sent out to staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donuts, by comparison, take 1 hour per dozen before all are gone.

The Krispy Kreme donuts do not meet the Chair standard.

by Athos2 November 10, 2021

standard googology

Basically Fictional Googology without the cringe

Person One: Have you heard of Standard Googology?
Person Two:Yes, I love creating large numbers below infinity!
Person 3:Fuck you, Fictional Googology is clearly better!
Person One and Two:Fuck you

by F25Key September 23, 2023

Standard Swag

going out on a daily basis, dressed head to toe in swag.

Joe: 'That guy looks fresh again'
Tom: 'he has standard swag'

by Soph.White December 19, 2011

Standard Fetal Medicine: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

Standard

Used to describe an event or situation that happens on a regular basis through which you feel comfortable in, throughout.

"Walk in to a party, that's standard"

by Don'tComeRoundMyEnds November 8, 2017

Thomas f standard

A fortnite addicted who says he’s not on it then I check my bros account and he’s on fortnite with 1 kill and 91 left he’s nice sometimes and he likes to be cool so yea.

Thomas f standard is fortnite.

by Dhlann(7 January 14, 2019