Ryan

Hottest kid on the planet and doesn't say the n word

Person 1 "have you met ryan?"
Person 2 "yea he's hot"

by saketh December 26, 2020

Ryan

If your name is Ryan your a very nice funny caring person that gets in trouble sometimes but still has a big heart you put others before yourself especially if your dating that person people often think your saying Brian when you introduce yourself

Person 1: hi my name is Ryan

Person 2: nice to meet you Brian

by Miiiaaaaa January 18, 2021

Ryan

Ryan Geary from Bournemouth does the biggest shits ever. The circumference of his shit is equivalent to Gemma Collins' left thigh.

Sister: GUYS I'M GOING TO THE TOILET
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.

Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.

by Ryan's Shit. January 31, 2021

Ryan

Radiates the same energy as the color red, more specifically red plaid pajama pants

Ryan has the same energy as red plaid pajama pants.

by Urmom123829371947291 March 3, 2021

Ryan

Ryan is a mashed spaghetti

Wow the is food looks like Ryan

by SuperQuack April 9, 2021

Ryan

Be like ryan 🤷🏼 ♀️!! Gay and funny, a bit bald but hey we love him just the way he is <3

Loves kpop, drawing n shit 🤨
Be like a ryan and dance to twice and other group

“omg WHOS that gay kid that loves kpop?”
“Oh that’s ryan!”

by JIHYO August 7, 2022

Ryan

A hot guy. Very very hot. Kind of an asshole but like in the hottest way possible. But unfortunately, the sex doesn’t live up to its potential. He lasts 30 secs max.

Girl: Did you really just cum in 30 seconds?

Ryan: Sorry. I’m a Ryan what did you expect.

by hotelboston April 2, 2022