Drunk Lego's

Cursed Lego figures.

Daughter: Dad, I think my lego's made a mess of my Dollhouse!

Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?

Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.

by burgerkingassletuce December 4, 2019

lego ass

nice round

i want some lego ass

by lego ass February 4, 2018

Lego bottom

Someone with a abnormally large, blocky butt. Usually lumpy.

Girl 1: Look at her butt!
Girl 2: She has a total Lego bottom

by an0nym0usUs3r November 12, 2020

Lego Fortnite

The best game ever created, nothing can top the astounding power and tranquility of Lego fortnite, anyone who doesn't like it is retarded, it contains enemies that one shot you, it has hunger and temperature mechanics which kill you very fast, it also contains screaming autistic fucktards named Jay that won't shut the fuck up about how "bad" it is, I think it's the user. You can also build shit that doesn't work and fight giant lizard people that wombo-combo the fuck outta you and two shot you. If you aren't anything like Jay then you'll have fun.

Giga Chad that plays Lego fortnite: you know where you CAN have fun? Lego Fortnite

by Jay The 14BigTreeMan December 16, 2023

Lego Face

The same look of extreme pain and anger on one's face as though they just accidentally stepped on a lego.

I know dad was pissed about the car he had his lego face on.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

Lego

Lego - Toy meant for kids, in reality, adults play with it. Can be used as last chance weapon, if attack is a succes target is going to die in pain and pure agony

When I was deployed in Iraq, our Commander ordered us to drop Lego on a Village, all targets were eliminated instantly

by Boolder July 17, 2019

Lego

Legos are basically blocks for building

I wanna build a lego city

by Bouiamaboi December 12, 2020