Card Crusher

Card Crusher (A.K.A Rude Dude, ZoomJap, rude asian, rudeazn) is that cool dude you have probably seen on youtube who teaches how to crush a business card, how to lick a girl's photo and other great things.
He's quite popular on /a/ and /jp/ where is usual to find edits to replace the template with whatever anime, manga or situation in Ps or similar.

Guy 1: Did you see that? reminds me of card crusher...
Guy 2: He crushed your ticket!!
You: Oh no... :despair:

by Gennosuke May 3, 2011

Card Shop

One who could routinely be seen hanging out near a Comic Book store, or other place of business selling magic cards etc.

Dude your little brother Karsten is a total card shop!!!

by Willy Smoke November 26, 2005

evidence card

an act usually made by people who can't come to realize that their government could possibly be corrupt

Enlightened American- Dick Cheney is running this country and George Bush is a paid comedian.

Ignorant American- where the evidence at??

Enlightened American- There's a possibility that either our government or another group that the media doesn't report on could be behind 911.

Ignorant American- where the evidence at??
evidence card

by grathom January 8, 2009

Card Rack

Someone who gets dealt a ricidulous number of good poker hands. As in a gun rack holds lots fo guns, a card rack hold lots of good starting hands.

Man that guys a fkn card rack, he's had aces twice and kings 3 times in last .

by Andy Massey October 23, 2008

flip card

When somebody says that they will do an unreasonable task or say something that someone else does not believe, the other person can call "bitch-card". This basically means that if the person does not do the task or is lying, they get bitch-slapped across the face. BUT... if the person who is bitch-carded says "flip-card" and they do the task or they are not lying about the bitch-carded statement, then they get a slap on their worthy opponent, or the person who bitch-carded them.

"I hooked up with a girl when I was in 5th grade" -Jimmy
"Bitch-card!! That never happened" - Larry
"Flip card" - Jimmy

by bloodyknuckles October 12, 2017

the credit card

Turn your hand sideways and come up behind someone swiping your hand from bottom to top of ass crack like a credit card

Eric gave Michael the credit card and then smelled his hand

by Levetti Spaghetti March 19, 2017

card in

the act of using a credit card or library car to open a locked door thats only locked with the door lock. will not work with dead bolted or chain locked doors. common among collages and any where there are a lot of doorm rooms.

guy 1:Dude your door is locked!

guy 2:Its not dead bolted just card in

by Pearce951 April 23, 2006