Ass Badger

One who enjoys placing large meaty rods into their anus.

The Andy doesn't want to go on xbox because he is having too much fun being an ass badger.

by TurnOnYourXbox June 21, 2014

badger wack

The moment when you attempt to fart silently in the presence of a female and a little faeces comes out.

Can also be used as an exclamation when the above situation arises, and or as an insult whereby you intend to refer to the insulted as a piece of poo that was never intended to come out of the anus.

Oh no I've just badger wack'd in front of Suzie and I need to go home and change my wide fronts.

Your such a badger wack

If your not careful I might badger wack and give it to your mum

by dan ross October 13, 2013

a badger nope

When a rat or a cat comes popping by and scares you away. Running and screaming as you leave.

Yesterday I saw a huge rat pop his head around a corner, I gave it a badger nope. Ran the hell away from there.

by SootRat February 16, 2021

vadge badger

Noun
Plural Vadge Badgers
1. a common vagina badger usually taking refuge in one's muff hair; notorious for vagina rippage.

"Oh, bejesus, I think I caught a vadge badger!"
"Once vadge badgers have control of the general area, they start chomping away at the clitorus, etc."

by HQ Tenenbaum Associates October 07, 2005

Honey Badger

Adjective: Of or relating to masculine homosexual women.
Noun: A masculine homosexual woman.
Synonym: Dike

My Aunt Liz is a Honey Badger and she don’t give a shit!

by Schmozart May 10, 2011

badgers nadgers

Wildlife dogs bollocks. British.

That band are the badgers.

by Auntie May 20, 2003

The Honey Badger

The process of having honey applied to ones rectum and then proceeding to have a Badger lick the honey from the applied area. Usually preformed by homeless men who are heavily into bestiality.

That homeless dude is doing the The Honey Badger.

by Kernetic January 06, 2015