Titty Clock

Telling a woman/girlfriend/wife the time by moving her boobs in a specific direction.

Left titty is the hour hand and right titty is the minute hand

12: 30 ---> left titty pushed up, right titty pushed down

etc etc...

Hey hunny do you know the time?

Sure let me consult the titty clock

by Joe Money Money November 25, 2010

titty club

an estblishment where women dance topless

hey homie lets go to the titty club, it's dollar night

by redneck dumbass June 8, 2005

titty flip

when you put your hand under someone's titty and flip it up

I titty flipped you bitch!

by LINDSEY NICOLE January 23, 2008

ass and titties

the most important qualities to look for when choosing a female to be your bitch.

Ass and titties, ass ass and titties, ass and titties, and big booty bitches.

by Nick D April 3, 2003

titty baby

Someone who takes things too seriously then profusely whines about it to the point of no return. Also another word for someone who sucks their mommies titty.

Stop being such a titty baby Drew aka Mr. Lippy!

by shabam January 20, 2007

ass titties

used to describe someone so obese that the skin of at the bottom of the butt cheek folds over like the bottom of a breast.

"That fatty should get a butt bra to hold up them ass titties!"

by IraG January 30, 2008

No tittie committee

A group that has flat girls who boys are not attracted to. If your part of the no tittie committee, well, god bless you. You'll need it

Guy 1: hey look at that flat girl over there!
Guy 2:pshh her boobs are sloping inward or some shit that's crazy!
Guy 3: Yea she's definitely part of the no tittie committee!
Guy 2: fuck, she's the president of dat shit!

by Double D1021 August 28, 2014