wrap it before you tap it

Putting on a condom before douching it out on a girl.

phil-Did you wrap it before you tap it?
bob-hell naw, she let me go solo!
phil-damn, douching it out on jenn.

by zOMGitzNIK December 29, 2010

Wrap Around Butt Grab

You're having sex with a girl doggy-style, and she reaches around and grabs your ass, possibly sticking her thumb up your hole.

She gave Suey a nice Wrap Around Butt Grab last night.

by Sweed July 10, 2005

wrap it before you tap it

Put on a condom before you bang a chick, or a dude.

Jim: Hey, I just had sex with Wendy.
Jerome: Nice bro, did you wrap it before you tap it?
Jim: I'm not a dumbass, I use protection.

by qw3r1y August 21, 2022

Spicy Chicken Crunch Wrap

Heaven in mexican fast food form. 4.99 at your local taco bell.

Man, that Spicy chicken crunch wrap was an explosision of heavenly thoughts in my mouth.

by mexicanfoodloverme. March 16, 2009

a-town down wrap around

verb-the act of a woman wrapping her legs around the man while hes fucking her on top

"dude my g/f is such a freak in bed i was on top and she did the a-town down wrap around"

"the a-town down wrap around makes me blow my load too soon"

by DjayD17 April 16, 2007

Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic

A person who portrays them self as ethically and spiritually sound but, are contradicting to their beliefs. The organic nature of the cucumber refers to the morals of the individual, who usually preaches ones morality. The plastic wrapping is a metaphor of the betrayal to their own beliefs. For example; Nathaniel is an outspoken advocate for the prevention of animal cruelty but can be often found at 3am eating at McDonalds.

Organic cucumber wrapped in plastic was coined by Jasmin V, 24th November 2018

"Have you met the new PR executive? They're such an Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic."

by A Gherkin November 23, 2018

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp Club

Euphemistic saying referring to a nonexistent club for elites that provide themselves special priveleges and opportunities that are not for the otherwise "Joe the Plumber" type people (i.e. they are not affluent enough or in a prestigious enough position to allow them access to the powers of the exclusive club)

A judge was pulled over for tailgating and honking at an unmarked police car, but thanks to being part of the bacon wrapped shrimp club, the judge got away without a citation or warning.

by pianoman54321 February 4, 2021