Victory lap

The lap that you drive around the area you just toked at to let all the smoke out of the windows. This action also claims the area as your smoking area for all to see.
-I saw you driving around my parking lot with smoke billiowing out your windows last night.

-Yea, I was driving my victory lap.
by MrZero March 18, 2011
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Dun Lap Syndrome

When someone who is fat and can not see their own penis or vagina while standing up or sitting down cause their belly blocks it.
Wow, that dude over there can't find his penis, must be dun lap syndrome!
by toxicxodrug October 21, 2010
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Furry Lap Flounder

Her furry lap flounder smelt of sardines and bologna.
by DelMonty August 27, 2008
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Hot lap

The act of licking the circumference of a butt hole while giving a rim job.
Jesus god Herman! You set a new track record while giving me a hot lap last night!
by hotlapslayer February 04, 2017
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Petite Lap Giraffe

Viral euphemism for penis dick main vein johnson willy cock schlong popular term so that advertisers can pull one over on the FCC
I'm going to get her to come over and play with my petite lap giraffe.

Last night she gave my petite lap giraffe a complete tour of her jungle

Yesterday during the wrestling match, did you see that petite lap giraffe getting squeezed without the ref seeing anything, until the other guy did a UFIA ?
by MaxandGrinch April 12, 2011
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Polish Victory Lap

When a girl gives a guy a rim job around his anus clockwise, which is opposite of the direction of a traditional race.
My brother won't get rid of that large Beast he is dating because everytime she leaves his house, she gives him a "Polish Victory Lap" before she leaves.
by dong master January 31, 2010
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sit on my lap

1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say "be quite"
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.
1; bitch- "your annoying me, gtfo"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy."
by that kind of dad June 01, 2016
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