That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.
Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025
Get the Mr. Teddy Bearmug. by PiggyInABlankry November 23, 2021
Get the Teddymug. When using the mystery box in Call of Duty World at War Zamobie Nazis, you receive the Teddy bear as a reward. Which in turn sends the mystery box to another destintion.
Ex1- Aw man you Fucking Teddy Beared it.
Or if u with Brithish people- Aw you fucking yankee wankier you Teddy Beared it!
Or if u with Brithish people- Aw you fucking yankee wankier you Teddy Beared it!
by Real Ass White Nicca October 27, 2009
Get the Teddy Bearedmug. by Gooner1974 December 24, 2024
Get the goon teddymug. A kind, down to earth woman. Cares for her partner deeply and sees the good in the world. Has an eye for photography, but is great at most things that she decides to take up as a hobby or profession. Trust is easily broken with Teddie. She often forgives, but easily cuts people out of her life who aren’t willing to work on their own shit. She sees the light in everyone and believes in choosing love over fear. Works her ass off when she’s in love with what she’s doing. And sexy as hell when she wants to be. A+ blowjobs.
Wow, those photos that Teddie took are unreal, I can’t believe she’s my girlfriend. She’s hot AND smart AND creative!
by Guitar Man 69 November 23, 2021
Get the Teddiemug. teddy is the nickname that my crush call me..but he already rejected me, so i just keep here as memories.
*teddy*
- waalaikumsalam taddy * teddy
- soeyyyy teddyy
- takde la teddy
- goodnight teddyy
- teddy nii
- teddyySee-no-evil monkey
- teddyy
- tedyyyPleading facePleading face
- hahahahahah gudnitee teddyy
- tedyy 10.30 boleh tak teddy
- i appreciate it teddyKissing cat face with closed eyes
- lahhh ingat dah tak bole panggil teddy
- okayy teddy
- - alaaa its okayy laa teddy
- waalaikumsalam taddy * teddy
- soeyyyy teddyy
- takde la teddy
- goodnight teddyy
- teddy nii
- teddyySee-no-evil monkey
- teddyy
- tedyyyPleading facePleading face
- hahahahahah gudnitee teddyy
- tedyy 10.30 boleh tak teddy
- i appreciate it teddyKissing cat face with closed eyes
- lahhh ingat dah tak bole panggil teddy
- okayy teddy
- - alaaa its okayy laa teddy
by abg hensem & teddy October 5, 2021
Get the teddymug. 