Person 1: My balls are so big and are always in the way, what should I do?
Person 2: Just do a testicle wrap, man.
Person 2: Just do a testicle wrap, man.
by PissBlaster27 March 31, 2025
Get the Testicle wrapmug. When you get absolutely ass raped by some scrub it feels like they are dragging your testicles on the floor at the speed of a boeing 747.
Random person absolutely destroys you in game.
Xbox chat: that scrub just took you on a testicle testdrive
Xbox chat: that scrub just took you on a testicle testdrive
by TheRealCocidius September 9, 2020
Get the Testicle testdrivemug. She did what? What a "testicle"?
by CleverCain December 29, 2023
Get the Testiclemug. Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.
My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.
by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016
Get the Testicle Crackmug. The location in a males lower region to store urine. Can be found just below the penis in an out-hanging sack.
by Soviet Russia 1912 December 9, 2017
Get the Testiclesmug. 2 round devices in a sack put in a man's groin by the government to spy on him, cut them both off immediately if you have them
Person 1: Hey check out how big my testicles are
Person 2: Woah, you got really lucky with the government
Person 1: Government? What does that have to do with my testicles?
Person 2: You don't know? Testicles are government spy devices, i already got mine removed
Person 1: Oh damn, i guess i'll get them removed then
Person 2: Woah, you got really lucky with the government
Person 1: Government? What does that have to do with my testicles?
Person 2: You don't know? Testicles are government spy devices, i already got mine removed
Person 1: Oh damn, i guess i'll get them removed then
by anonymous October 11, 2024
Get the testiclesmug. When you look at or see a hot sexy girl who you would like to get intimate with and your getting aroused making your testicles tingle.
Jen... what's up with you?
Jez... I've been checking Holly out and she's giving me a testicle tingler.
Jez... I've been checking Holly out and she's giving me a testicle tingler.
by The Plumber Jezza J October 26, 2022
Get the Testicle Tinglermug.