Tanner

Tanner does not have a tan like his name suggests, he is actually the palest man in the world.

Tanner is whiter than the concept of white.

by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020

Tanner

Future Ted Kaczynski

person A: hey have you seen that guy?

person B: yeah, he looks like a tanner

by slytherinandravenclawbesties November 20, 2023

Tanner

A overall amazing guy. He might not seem that interesting when you first meet him, but overtime you will realize how truly special he is. He is very knowledgeable about many things do you can talk to him and trust him about anything. His favorite things are Animals and being outside though, he loves All creatures and hopes to be a Zoologist one day. If you ever want to do something crazy like boat racing or jumping out of buildings or giant paint ball wars, hes the man. He doesn't care what other humans think so you will often hear him scream random nonsense and wear the most outrageous clothing. He does seam shy at first but once you get to know him he will "talk your ear off". He is very open minded to anything you tell him and will drop hundreds of dollars or risk his own health doing something really stupid just for the fun of it. Overall he is a fantastic guy.

Wow Tanner is amazing

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Tanner

Tanner is usually tan as you can tell by the name. He likes long walks on the beach and being a fuckboy. Tries to act cool...he fails. OR Tanners are the complete opposite and are super trust worthy and really awesome guys to have around.

"There's a Tanner in my class,he is flirting with all the girls!"

"That's a Tanner,he just dropped out of college to raise a family with his girlfriend"

by imasliceofpizza April 18, 2018

Tanner

Tanner is your friend that will always be your friend. She's also the type of person to have a secret stash of embarassing videos of you and has probably showed them to your friends already. She's a terrible responder to texts and snaps, but is not all bad in person. If you see a Tanner, turn around and run the other way.

Oh you see Tanner? Better yeet outta here.

by jdiggy03 December 9, 2018

Tannerism

Decision making that seems questionable and can appear as deceitful deliberate due to circumstance and lack of communication and tri-angulating assumptions, but instead we’re actually passively orchestrated for financial gain and the dopamine from feeling in control of another because a lack of control ; addiction is present.

, but then you later find out that there was no tannerism and chris is just addicted to gambeling which is why I reached out to you in the first place & due to a sense of betrayal has now lied his way out of owing money on a verbal contract , which would be one of many in a row owed to several people that cared about him;

and had calculated every expense to the nearest dollar until he graciously offered 1000 “for interest” then paying back 200$ in crypto then makes obvious attempts to incite me the lender, over text , and intentionally take things

out of context to provide probable cause

to no longer feel entitled to pay back said loan but in reality was just out of frustration of rapidly deteriorating money due to etherium dropping from 4800$ to 2200$ and losing 1000s per minute gambling.

by Punching bag March 29, 2022

Tanner

A tanner is an absolutley amazing guy, hes sweet charming and always there for you. He may be a little akward sometimes but he always makes you smile. Apparently he has great abs and if you know a tanner ask to see them :)))
Tanner is the best guy you will every meet he has beautiful eyes and definetly makes me swoon! If he asks you out you should say yes and keep him forever!

P.S if you ever feel the need to kiss him 8:11 is the time to do it!! ;))

tanner is amazing! i wish he would like me :((

by crash=jj October 21, 2020