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Toronto

Pronounced Tah-rahn-no and also known to many as the Big Smoke, T-dot, T.O. and most recently, the 6ix - it is one of the most multicultural cities, if not, the most in the world. Ironically, it lacks an actual culture of its own, due to its atrocious history as the economic centre of "Upper Canada".

The Greater Toronto Area (GTA) stretches out with its urban sprawl like a smelly white anus, the perfect breeding grounds for its cesspool of corrosive inhabitants. It prides itself on being "world class" but is really just an attention seeking and desperate NYC-wannabe. A large percentage of Torontonians are trash in human form and if you're not part of a toxic clique, you're not really from Toronto.

The people you encounter have the attitudes of an asshat, and are embroiled in legal disputes involving, but not limited to, divorce, child custody battles, domestic abuse, allegations related to assault and/or rape, vehicular attacks on crowds of pedestrians, serial killing, etc.

Expect the Instagram celebrities of Toronto to throw chairs off balconies, in the same manner that a loose criminal carries buckets of excrement to spill onto others, or when meth-induced chainsaw-wielding men show up at your Cherry Beach party. Sound familiar, eh?

Contrary to popular belief, the White Devil does exist.
Hoser 1: Toronto is the best city, EVER! It's world class.
Hoser 2: True.
Lesser hoe 1: Yassss!
Greater Hoe 2: Faxxx!
by HateUsCozTheyANUS July 4, 2022
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Toronto special

A term for a pretentious Canadian sociallite, especially from Toronto, who looks down on more humble working-class cities.
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Torosar

An individual with a humungous appendage in the male nether regions. The humungousness of the appendage is so vast, that with sufficient level of elation and under the right weather conditions it is possible to see it from space.
Dude, he's such a Torosar, that pornstars look like toothpick wranglers next to him!
by Do_hlavy_ne July 4, 2023
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matthew toro

hot dude on tiktok his name is kytlover he follows me back
yo have did you see matthew toro on your fyp?
yeah, he’s cute
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samaka torgos

a person who swims and dances in the middle of a share3 he’s nice bas steals everyone’s boyfriends and grabs their tits aka maher
person 1: what’s that shadow moving ?
person 2: Oh it’s samaka torgos
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Pronto Toronto

The Canadianized expression for In a New York Minute, Pronto Toronto means the same thing: make it snappy, chop chop, skiddaddle, hurry the hell up, shake what your mother gave you

or in a nanosecond.
Irene (stuck in a Timmy’s drive thru for 15 minutes): “I’d like a medium Dark Roast coffee, black with two sweeteners and a 12-grain bagel, toasted with light butter. And, for God’s sake, make it Pronto Toronto because I’m already late for work!”
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West Toronto Prep

A school based in Canada that played IMG Academy and got destroyed 96-0 in 2 quarters (a la 2021 Bishop Sycamore, but worse). This happened because WTP is not a physical school, if it is at all, and because IMG likes paying fake schools for their homecoming games instead of checking their past seasons on MaxPreps.
I saw UrinatingTree talk about West Toronto Prep, and wonder if they will ever play Bishop Sycamore someday.
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